I am away for yet another weekend. Honestly, this makes me sound like such a jet-setter, but I am only going to Bournemouth, so you need not be too jealous.

It is the Annual Superstars Challenge, and I will be competing despite my recent injury crisis – just like David Beckham before the World Cup with his broken foot and that. As I will not be checking comments today, I have decided to run a little competition. Over the course of the ten events in which I compete this weekend, I will be accumulating points. The person getting closest to my actual final score will win a special prize.

Of course, I have not decided what that prize will be, except to say that it will be special, and I will send it to you.

To help you with your guesses, there are ten events, and fourteen competitors. 1st place in each event receives 14 points, second place 13 points, right down to last place who gets 1 point. Each competitor will be allowed to play a joker in one event, during which their points score, for that event only, will be doubled.

The events are :

Golf
Texas Hold ‘em Poker
Necking of a pint
Dips and squats
Bleep Test
Ten pin bowling
Shot put
Pool
Football
Rugby Conversions

I have not decided in which event I will play my joker, but if I were to finish 7th in every event I would score 88 points. That should give you a guide for scoring. In the case of a tie, I will award the prize to whomever I think is the fittest.

Leave your guesses below, and the winner will be notified by email on Sunday night, probably.

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