Comments on: Car Wash

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:35:29 +0000

All – Boooo. I was busy yesterday so apologies for the lack of personal service you have all come to expect, sort of.

Can I round the number of women I’ve had sex with up to the nearest ten?

By: Oli

Oli — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:40:46 +0000

Yeah wasnt their some AA advert about bird shit, it advised how to get rid of it. Find out so next time you can advise the cleaners of what an easy job it is.

or pay a fiver down the garage =p

By: Ldbug

Ldbug — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 00:23:12 +0000

Did you have to park under that tree again after having the car cleaned?

By: Anna

Anna — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 22:40:23 +0000

Well he said he wanted to attract birds…..pity he got the wrong kind eh?

By: Mr Farty

Mr Farty — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 21:19:36 +0000

So exactly how many women have had sex with you since you had it cleaned?

I’m just asking.

By: joe blogs

joe blogs — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 20:49:57 +0000

bird shit can seriously damage the paint work

By: Fussy Bitch

Fussy Bitch — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 20:25:55 +0000

I think he went to the same cleaning negotiation school as my window cleaner. This is the man that charged me a quid extra cos my windows were old with aluminium frames then, when I got upvc like the rest of the road, charged me a quid extra to wipe the sills!

By: clarissa

clarissa — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 19:03:41 +0000

I like my buses to be clean. I feel if I am in a clean bus I am much more likely to get sex.

By: Oli

Oli — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 14:42:55 +0000

Oh dear.

By: Dr_Clip

Dr_Clip — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 13:18:28 +0000

he’s the scat man…

badda badda beee bop dee dobby dob
badda badda beee bop dee dobby dob

By: brom

brom — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:54:49 +0000

The say it is lucky if you got pooed on by a bird. I guess it was lucky for the foreign guy. Two quid!!!

By: TJ

TJ — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:16:03 +0000

Whaddya do if a bird shits on your car?

Don’t take her out again……..

I know it’s an oldie but I’m here all week, thanks and goodnight!

By: AFC 30K

AFC 30K — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:27:29 +0000

Poor negotion – Everyone things you have shit loads of (drugs)cash if you drive a BMW (convertable or coupe from what you have said).
Have you every been stopped by the drugs squad????

By: Dr_Clip

Dr_Clip — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:59:27 +0000

sounds like they did an excrement job.

The Doctor.

By: Equine Pimp

Equine Pimp — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:58:24 +0000

What’s your point?

Sounds like good negotiation skills to me.

Failing that, take you business elsewhere. My local BP garage has never told me that my car has too much bird shit on it.

Let me guess, you don’t want to do that because the nasty machine might scratch your car?