Comments on: Reverse evolution

By: The Editor

The Editor — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 21:34:40 +0000

It’s all about concealed ovulation, the baboon’s red arse is the come-on signal to males for procreative sex. Whereas women don’t even know when they’re ovulating themselves that’s why people bonk all the time just to make sure, and men will go for anything ‘in a skirt’ with or without a red arse.

By: Liam

Liam — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:48:31 +0000

I also feel the urge to pull them up. I remember one day, I couldn’t help myself and shouted “Pull your jeans up for Christ’s sake!” Not sure if he heard me or not but sure enough, he tugged at the waistband of his jeans…and pulled them UP to just at the bottom of his ass. The worst part is, these people wear belts. Belts to keep them BELOW their arses. I don’t know about down there though, but here (Newcastle) it’s only the rich/trendy kids doing it, and annoyingly emaciated clone skater kids.

By: Badger

Badger — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 23:43:01 +0000

Angry – Don’t worry, it’s just a new fasion trend, not dissimilar to personal injury claims and the Boer War.

Like the time I shot Thatcher, it will all blow over.

By: Ldbug

Ldbug — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 19:30:17 +0000

Well really, it all makes sense when you take into consideration the whole global warming issue. The world gets too cold, monkey’s pull up pants, the world gets too warm..

By: Dr_Clip

Dr_Clip — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 18:04:25 +0000

I am currently sitting in Glasgow airport, I am afraid that the gene reversal process is already well underway in these parts.

The Doctor.

By: BoyOnTop

BoyOnTop — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:44:22 +0000

Given I have no problem I admit I’m middle aged (twenty-twelve… sheesh…) I think this is an absolutely disgraceful sign of the moral degeneracy of today’s youth. There aught to be a law…

By: Haydn

Haydn — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 14:14:01 +0000

Best evenings entertainment I ever had was sitting my father down with a pint and mentioning twisted to fit jeans…..

By: Oli

Oli — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 13:50:08 +0000

Bah I tried to do an anti chav week, it didnt take off though =(

By: Megan

Megan — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 13:08:57 +0000

Are you only now getting southerly drifting trousers? Over here we’ve had ‘em for over a decade. I hadn’t thought of your baboon theory, but it makes sense of something I saw a while back – young man in cafe line in front of me doing an elaborate equator adjustment probably inspired by the mob of girls behind me. Unfortunately his last tug was a little too aggressive and ended up taking trousers and everything else nearly to his knees. Now that takes going on the pull just a little too far.

By: Equine Pimp

Equine Pimp — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:52:47 +0000

Top interview. Much better use of your time.

What is Fridays topic then?

By: clarissa

clarissa — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:55:35 +0000

We had one of these ‘kidcumapes’ stay with us for a while. What got me was the time and attention spent on getting the trousers to the perfect altitude, then fastening them with a massive spikey belt, which coincidentally destroyed two of our dining room chairs.

By: Mrs F

Mrs F — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:32:45 +0000

Ohhh Mr A!! Aren’t you a little young to have been ‘done’?

Good interview tho, just the right amount of piss taking, and yeah i must admit i do like it when you are the butt of the jokes. Tis funny.

Steve Merchant, very funny accent and face for that matter. Makes me laugh just looking at his expression. Congrats on being deemed interesting and funny enough to be interviewed. Is a book deal the next step?

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:59:16 +0000

All – I have been interviewed!!

He has interviewed other famous people like Jeffrey Archer, Richard Herring and Andrew Collins (plus JonnyB), but now I have been ‘done’ too.

You can read it here.

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:51:12 +0000

Mrs F – You should do that. It would be funny. If a little dangerous.

EP – Shit! I am now thinking about changing what I had planned for Fridays installment of Chav-Week.

By: Equine Pimp

Equine Pimp — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:38:12 +0000

You’ve been housebound for two weeks and your viewing matter of choice is teenage boys with their hands down their pants and showing off their pants???

Other than to highlight that fact, I have nothing further to say.

By: Mrs F

Mrs F — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:07:38 +0000

Whenever I see a young guy with his jeans below his bottom I have an overwhelming urge to rush over and pull them up, then spit on my finger and flatten his hair down! Never mind turning into your mother, I will just morph into Catherine Tate’s foul mouthed Gran.

But really, don’t they realise how fucking stupid they look (said she who in the eighties used to backcomb her hair and wear pixie boots!)

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:01:08 +0000

S Hamilton – Hmmmm, that is a good point.

Betty – I have been house bound for nearly two weeks, so have been taking a closer interest on what goes on around here. So, err, yes, chav week it is.

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:59:46 +0000

Oli – There is nothing wrong with White Lightening. I started many a student night out with a couple of litres of that fine beverage.

GH – I sincerely hope she isn’t, yet genuinely fear she might be…

billyboy – Boooooo! I am young and hip!!

TJ – That is probably right, but do not forget that female baboons bare their arses too.

By: Betty

Betty — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:59:29 +0000

Is this anti-chav week?

By: S Hamilton

S Hamilton — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:54:22 +0000

“Perhaps it is now only a matter of time before our IQ’s drastically diminish and we abandon all recognised social conventions.”

Um, have you been outside lately?