Comments on: Manners

By: Katy

Katy — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 20:14:36 +0000

You should inform him of this! If you do, please tell us the response.

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 19:08:07 +0000

Ldbug – That would keep him busy for a few hours. Oh, you meant for sneezing?

Equine Pimp – Something like that!

LCG – Or just order a Pizza

Murph – [hurls]

Katy – I certainly hope so. It is because he looks like an ugly hobbit.

By: Katy

Katy — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 19:03:17 +0000

‘Quasifrodo’ – I like it. Is he to always be known as this?

By: Murph

Murph — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 17:45:00 +0000

If you take quiche with a phlemmish dressing you should be OK.

By: La Cubana Gringa

La Cubana Gringa — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 17:06:04 +0000

You own food…and perhaps an umbrella as well.

By: Equine Pimp

Equine Pimp — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:21:01 +0000

Did he then wipe it on what he thought was the leg of a snooker table only to realise later that his own calf was covered in snot?

By: Ldbug

Ldbug — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:52:01 +0000

Bring him a box of Kleenex, or two as a house warming gift..

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:48:10 +0000

GH – Yes, that and to meet chicks.

By: GH

GH — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:38:40 +0000

You really do have a weird bunch of friends Mr A

Quasifrodo and his snot, James the Larger and his poo.

Is this why you started a blog? A desperate attempt to find some new friends who are able to keep their bodily substances inside?

Good luck.

GH.

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:17:46 +0000

Badstan – You got eaten as Spam – perhaps you should come as Goodstan next time?

Greavsie – Or ankles at head height if you’re a real woman?

Ennidd – Almost certainly.

By: enidd

enidd — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:10:36 +0000

enidd wants to know if any of the scrabble pieces remained firmly stuck to the board the next morning.

By: greavsie

greavsie — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:08:50 +0000

Real men don’t put their hand up to sneeze usually because their head is at ankle height by the time they’ve finished doubling up and letting rip.

I’d have words.

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:32:49 +0000

billyboy – at least leave some for the rest of us!

Mo – If it hadn’t been my dislocated arm, I would have.

Wendz – Trust me, they noticed…

Oli – There was enough for a starter and a main course in his hand.

Fussy Bitch – You’re gagging reading it? Imagine looking at it…

Mrs F – Yes, the snot is the only thing stopping me having kids right this minute.

AFC – It was not that sort of a getaway.

Peach – See above. He is in his 30’s. He has not done that for over 5 years.

By: Peach

Peach — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 10:36:54 +0000

least he didn’t shit on you !

By: AFC 30K

AFC 30K — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:21:30 +0000

Mmmm I’m wiyh Mrs F. Snot is bad but as bad as getting up close and personal with your baby’s bodily functions.

By: Mrs F

Mrs F — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:17:25 +0000

I seriously recommend you never have children! If you think a bit of snot on your arm is disgusting god help you if you have to deal with wiping someone elses arse.

“Muuuuum, i’m finished” or as my son used to shout “muuuumm need wipe bum” Thankfully he’s past all that, then I went and had another one! What the fuck was I thinking? 8 years of wiping arses.

Snot…. pah!

By: Fussy Bitch

Fussy Bitch — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:06:55 +0000

This post should go down lovely with the ‘read at lunch’ crowd. I’m gagging and I’m not even eating anything.

By: Oli

Oli — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:39:44 +0000

Wendz, ladies do not do things like this, i shall take your post as an attempt to delude me.

Angry – At least he didnt eat it.

By: Wendz

Wendz — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:34:50 +0000

I snotted into my hand recently – during a class I was giving. I hid my hand under the table until I could find a reason to excuse myself and wash it off. I don’t think anybody saw it. I hope not. It is indeed gross. And embarrassing.

By: Mo

Mo — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:31:22 +0000

Should have rubbed it back on him!