Comments on: A tumble

By: Quasifrodo

Quasifrodo — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 21:35:55 +0000

Jump – what fucking jump! I have seen elephants jump higher than Mr.Angry!!!

By: Ldbug

Ldbug — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 06:01:36 +0000

Uh, meaning the post I did on British men

By: Ldbug

Ldbug — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 06:00:57 +0000

PS your imput on the Brit Man post would be most welcome to all…

By: Farty

Farty — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 21:31:02 +0000

Ow, I know just how you felt there, I had a paper cut last week and it stung like buggery.

Well, not literally.

I guess.

By: clarissa

clarissa — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 21:30:08 +0000

watermelons in vaginas …. hmmm …. maybe it’s not painful

By: greavsie

greavsie — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 19:50:28 +0000

Have we finished with imaginary vaginas yet?

By: Ldbug

Ldbug — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 16:59:15 +0000

Now maybe he was smiling b/c he knew his driving would jolt the shoulder back into place???

By: La Cubana Gringa

La Cubana Gringa — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 16:32:42 +0000

When the time comes for me to pass a watermelon out of my vagina…I’m just going to go ahead and redirect it out of my imaginary vagina. Sounds a lot less painful. Brilliant idea.

By: TG

TG — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 16:24:08 +0000

I had a brilliant comment on Angry’s devotion to his readers, on strapping fireworks to my shoulder and on the sound of one comb going through my hair when no-one’s around to hear it. Then I went off on a tangent and solved Global Warming, Third World poverty and Paris Hilton in the postscriptum.
Then teh intrawebs ate my post.

Personally, I blame Al Gore.

By: Kaptain Kobold

Kaptain Kobold — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 16:15:14 +0000

“In case you didn’t know, a shoulder dislocation hurts. A lot. You women and your childbirth know nothing about the excruciating pain I was experiencing.”

My shoulders have remained resolutely attached, due to an avoidance of such places as pistes and rugby pitches. However Mrs Kobold not only managed to dislocate hers, but broke it at the same time. Apparently it hurt quite a lot, but until now I’ve never wondered whether it hurt more than childbirth (which she’s done twice, to my certain knowledge). It’s a difficult comparison to make, of course, as she wasn’t doped up on the finest drugs the Midlesex maternity services could offer when she fell down the stairs and did her shoulder in.

By: Equine Pimp

Equine Pimp — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 15:27:58 +0000

Blimey, we appeared to have stumbled on an Angry/Léonie love in.

I would say that you sound very alluring but Angry would only get the guns ready for me again.

Not wishing to be critical but I have just had a message from one of your fellow skiers.

“Angry (real name replaced to protect the guilty) dislocated his shoulder doing the smallest jump in the world”

By: Léonie

Léonie — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 14:39:12 +0000

It was not instigated! I just happen to be a very kind and considerate woman (who also sings) and everyone should be more like me.

(Angry: You forgot to put the bit in about me being very, very alluring and also good at maths.)

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 13:59:12 +0000

Badger – It did not stop me drinking or partying…

EP – Me

greavsie – Well, they’re not big enough to get cuaght under my arm, if that’s what you meant?

MooMoo – How are you at bed-baths?

enidd – Who knew you could get stung by a watermelon.

Billyboy – it was my coat, and weight restricions meant I LEFT IT AT HOME!!

EP – Hopefully not…

TG – Jesus has great taste in women, clearly.

Léonie – that is exactly right. At last.

GH – I look forward to that but BUPA are conspiring against me at the moment.

BoT – Not snowboard? I would go mad in an office without some outside activity holidays to look forward to!

EP – I did not instigate it. She just happens to be a very kind and considerate woman (who also sings), and everyone should be more like her.

By: Equine Pimp

Equine Pimp — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 13:25:42 +0000

Léonie – the more sceptical among us might think that your post has been instigated in some way by Angry in a desperate bid for more sympathy.

Angry – you are so transparent

By: BoyOnTop

BoyOnTop — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 13:20:35 +0000

Having experienced the same from falling off a horse, I can sympathise. I had to limp a couple of miles to get to a car that could take me to the hospital. Agony.

You could always, of course, not ski in the first place…

By: GH

GH — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 13:15:17 +0000

Ah yes, there’s the moment when you know everything’s gone wrong.

The moment while you lie there wondering if everything works.

The moment when the word “no” arrives accompanied by a lot of pain.

Yup, been there, done that, way too many times. One day I’ll learn.

In the meantime think of fit nurses and phsyiotherapists and excellent painkillers. Between ‘em they’ll keep a smile on your face.

GH.

By: Léonie

Léonie — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:51:26 +0000

Oh poor you! You are clearly a very brave soldier! Etc!

(Is that right?)

By: TG

TG — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:48:51 +0000

“I retreated quietly to my happy place (a deserted beach, a case of fine wine, and a naked Amanda Peet).”

That must’ve been exactly how Jesus felt when they nailed him to that cross.

By: Equine Pimp

Equine Pimp — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:37:16 +0000

Are there any lasting effects that mean you will have to pop it back in every so often?

Would be a great double act with my neck

By: billyboy

billyboy — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:16:32 +0000

Angry, You have my sympathy as I have a knee that keeps dislocating and my legs bends backwards. The kids think it highly amusing, but starngely enough I dont see the entertainment value.

However I have two questions that are bothering me about the whole thing.
1. Did you wash the duvet before your holiday and if so how did it turn out wuth the tennis balls and all.
2. Your happy place you mention. I get the drift on the sandy sunny beach and fine wine bit, but why a naked panda pet?