Fri 9 Mar 2007
A few weeks ago I wrote about my impressions of the new James Bond film, and how the blatant product placement was getting so much that it was proving a distraction from the main plot. I illustrated this point by telling you about my riveting morning routine and the products I had used that day. One of them being a King of Shaves shaving gel.
A short while afterwards I received a very polite email from this man, asking if I had enjoyed my shave, which of course I had (as much as you can enjoy anything in the bathroom at 7:30am, whilst stood up). He then offered to send me some samples of their other excellent products to try, and, as good as his word, said goodies arrived on Saturday! Of course I am now having to shave two or three times a day, and moisturising morning, noon, and night, in order to try them all. Which is a bit of a pain, but they were free, and actually quite good, so I feel a bit bad complaining. A bit.
Anyway, this has led me to believe that I am not realising the full commercial potential of this site.
For that reason I would just like to reiterate that Mr Angry fully endorses Ferrari, Hawaii, Burton snowboards, Innocent Drinks, Gordon’s Gin and Nike running shoes.
I will be watching my mailbox with baited breath. Of course, if this doesn’t work then they are all rubbish.
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And so onto other more interesting things. I am going on holiday! Again! ! I will be flying off to France on Sunday morning for another week in the Alps, hopefully with better accommodation, cuisine and time-keeping than during my last visit in January.
I have a few very nice (if somewhat miffed) people standing in for me whilst I am away, so please make them nice and welcome, as I’m sure you will. And no hitting on the girls, that is my job. You can hit on Fat Jim though (yes! Fat Jim will be making his blog debut!!). Do not tell him he is any good though or he will get ideas above his station.
Anyway, depending on Internet access I will pop in during the week, if I can be bothered.
See you all in a week!
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Further update:
Go and read this over at Troubled Diva - it is an excellent idea only ruined by the fact that I didn’t come up with it.
37 Responses to “The power of the Internet”










March 9th, 2007 at 8:34 am
Bah Comerciallist Pig
And welcome Fat Jim!
March 9th, 2007 at 8:52 am
You wanna get something out of writing your inner most thoughts to the web 2.0 junkies!
March 9th, 2007 at 9:23 am
I have always been a big fan of Louise Redknapp, alhtough I don’t think she would fit through my letter box.
Welcome Fat Jim. I think Fat Jim is a little like “The Stig”. A true legend in the making.
March 9th, 2007 at 10:11 am
Oooh, Fat Jim! In the, er, text.
Enjoy your break, Angry.
March 9th, 2007 at 10:23 am
Mo - Web 2.0? I do not do techno-babble. Is it like the difference between a playstation and playstation 2?
Dr_Clip - Will people please stop welcoming Fat Jim. It is a good job he doesn’t use the Internet. He will be insufferable.
Fussy Bitch - I will, thanks!
March 9th, 2007 at 10:52 am
Mr Angry you got to listen to the prank call on my blog, it is right up your street….
March 9th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
enid likes champagne, holidays, fast cars and houses. she thinks it’s best to be general, and sell what’s left of her soul to the highest bidder. she hopes you enjoy your holiday.
March 9th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Will Fat Jim be taking on the shaving mantle too?
March 9th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Holidays are over rated. When you get bag to work the shit has hit the fan and it’s all your fault mainly due to the fact that you weren’t there to defend yourself and push the shit back in the direction it came.
Not that I speak from personal experience from having a week off in Spain, no no not at all.
Back to work to shovel some shit.
PS I hear Fat Jim is a legend in is own lunch time so welcome Fat Jim
March 9th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
I am so excited that Fat Jim will be appearing I almost creamed my panties.
March 9th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Betty just put me off my comment and my croissant.
But have a goodie anyway. And be kind to the French.
March 9th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
enid - Mr Angry thanks enid for her kind wishes.
greavsie - so long as it is just his face
AFC 30K - I have timed my departure such that the shit will hit the fan on Monday, it should all be clear by the time I get back.
Betty - You woudn’t say that if you’d met him…
Wendz - I am always kind to them, they just seem to pick on me.
March 9th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Wendz, what’s wrong? I said ALMOST.
March 9th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Now that Angy has “taught” me how to use this site, I thought I might say hello before next week. He (Angry) believes I am not au fait with this technology, in fact I have spent many a lonely evening hunched over my keyboard exploring the darker side of the wankoweb.
He said to me his site has hundres of thousands of fans…. is this true? I believe that everyone that comments is an alias of Angry anyway, we will see how real you are next week.
Have a great weekend, I will, as I enjoy a glass or two of red wine thinking about Bettys creamy panties. Can I buy them from you Betty?
March 9th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
March 9th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Too true, if fat jim gets the panties do I get betty?
*Dreams*
Ahem anyway, enjoy the holiday and dont forget your King of Shaves gel.
March 9th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Aww you guys.
March 9th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
So the comments box finally becomes one of those sex blog thingies then….
It was only a matter of time
As for shit hitting the fan I carefully planed for non to hit, and I’m the new guy so I can legitimatley blame my predecessor.
But just my luck eveything goes tits up and somehow it’s my fault. I guess my honeymoon period is over. I may have to do some work and stop commenting/ writing.
March 9th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
Given the content of some of these responses you might not like what you get in the post fella.
So far by my reckoning that is shit, creamy panties, a monster and junkies. This is like a really weird episode the generation game
March 9th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
Fuckin’ hell. Had Fat Kim seen what you say about him on here, Angry?
Fat Jim - WHAT’S ANGRY’S REAL NAME?
And how come I wasn’t invited to blog on your behalf? Hehehehe…
B.
March 9th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Hang on - TYPO ALERT. Fat Kim lives down my road and has 16 kids.
B.
March 9th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
Did someone mention cream?
March 10th, 2007 at 12:37 am
Another jolly? A guest blogger? How the other half live…
March 10th, 2007 at 8:00 am
More holidays than Terry Wogan. Think about the planet, Angry!
March 10th, 2007 at 8:28 am
have fun, mr. A. but dont go too far destabilizing the alps.
fat jim- u do realize mr. A’s stand on wankoweb?
March 10th, 2007 at 10:16 am
Don’t break a leg or owt. Howdo Fat Jim, have fun
March 10th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Bon Voyage Mr Angry! Try not to upset any French men this time…
Oh gawd - Mr Fat Jim - I’m scared! It’s taken me all this time not to be too scared of Mr Angry and now you give us Mr Fat Jim?!! *
Betty put me off my croissant and I wasn’t even eating one! Cream is sooo bad for one’s cholesterol…
March 10th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
* wasn’t mine. Somebody must’ve left it behind and it floated onto my reply
March 10th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Today I decided to read the comments first and see if I could work out what the posting would be about. Not sure but I think it has something to do with Betty’s panties, croissants and Mr A being away?
Fat Jim, while Mr A is away do you have the authority to change the pic at the top? If so would you please replace it with one that has a hairdo that doesn’t make him look like Herman Munster.
March 10th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
PMSL I never even noticed there was a pic at top!!!
March 12th, 2007 at 8:45 am
Steve - I recommend Glasses.
Fat Jim- Where is my first thing monday morning entertainment, im very disappointed.
March 12th, 2007 at 9:19 am
Oli,
Whilst I have accepted a certain amount of responsibilty from Angry, there is no way he would give me entire responsibility for his shower of wit that he likes to cover us with every morning.
He has no faith in me on the responsibility front, remember the bag story?
I am surprised there is no post this morning. I don’t think he went to Norway for his Ski-ing trip….
March 12th, 2007 at 10:16 am
There will be a post in 3 hours. That’s all I can reveal.
March 12th, 2007 at 10:31 am
Come on! Come on! Its monday and I’m suffering here - WHERE’S THE POST???
Slackers
GH.
March 12th, 2007 at 11:06 am
There is always a new post here by this time.
I do not like change.
I may have an ‘episode’ if one does not appear soon.
March 12th, 2007 at 11:28 am
There will be a post here at 1pm or thereabouts.
Trust me. I have powers.
March 12th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
It’s ok, everyone - it’s here! Or rather, there. But anyway, we can all have a dose of anger and get on as normal now.
Phew.