Comments on: Handling the goods http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/ Where 'net rage is all the rage... Wed, 18 May 2011 18:01:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: day in bed http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/comment-page-1/#comment-14617 day in bed Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:19:35 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/#comment-14617 Some guys don't wash veggies. They just cut them up and throw them in the saucepan. I know as I have looked on in horror, hoping to God that the heat kills the mass of germs. It doesn't matter with melons though. As it's what's inside that counts. Some guys don’t wash veggies. They just cut them up and throw them in the saucepan. I know as I have looked on in horror, hoping to God that the heat kills the mass of germs.

It doesn’t matter with melons though. As it’s what’s inside that counts.

]]> By: fatman http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/comment-page-1/#comment-14616 fatman Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:02:20 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/#comment-14616 I like to paw melons, big juicy melons! Paw. Paw. Paw. Or small melons Any melons. Am I still talking about fruit? I like to paw melons, big juicy melons! Paw. Paw. Paw.

Or small melons

Any melons.

Am I still talking about fruit?

]]> By: steve_p http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/comment-page-1/#comment-14615 steve_p Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:01:56 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/#comment-14615 Maggie supposed to use metal "shovels" but no-one does!! well not in "my" shop, reminds me of a story about a guy who moaned like fuck his pick'n'mix cost a fortune till he got home and opened his bag and had the fooking metal spoon(shovel) thingy in his bag!! Maggie supposed to use metal “shovels” but no-one does!! well not in “my” shop, reminds me of a story about a guy who moaned like fuck his pick’n'mix cost a fortune till he got home and opened his bag and had the fooking metal spoon(shovel) thingy in his bag!!

]]> By: Farty http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/comment-page-1/#comment-14614 Farty Tue, 27 Feb 2007 23:51:01 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/#comment-14614 Vegetable, vegetable, hmmmm. *strokes beard* I have heard of such a thing, but always believed it to be an Urban Myth. *goes back to his Deep-Fried Mars Bar Supper* Vegetable, vegetable, hmmmm.

*strokes beard*

I have heard of such a thing, but always believed it to be an Urban Myth.

*goes back to his Deep-Fried Mars Bar Supper*

]]> By: maggie http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/comment-page-1/#comment-14613 maggie Tue, 27 Feb 2007 21:45:06 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/#comment-14613 was referring to fruits and veggies, steve. :) we dont have pic'n'mix sweets here but if my bf explains them to me as they really are, then i understand you used little shovels, dont u? there are actually people groping them instead?! man, that's so not first-world country conduct. ;)! was referring to fruits and veggies, steve. :) we dont have pic’n'mix sweets here but if my bf explains them to me as they really are, then i understand you used little shovels, dont u?

there are actually people groping them instead?! man, that’s so not first-world country conduct. ;) !

]]> By: steve_p http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/comment-page-1/#comment-14612 steve_p Tue, 27 Feb 2007 21:16:31 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/#comment-14612 Maggie I do not wash pic'n'mix sweets before I eat them!! Do you??? Would ruin the cola bottles etc Maggie I do not wash pic’n'mix sweets before I eat them!! Do you??? Would ruin the cola bottles etc

]]> By: Phoenix http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/comment-page-1/#comment-14611 Phoenix Tue, 27 Feb 2007 20:38:22 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/#comment-14611 I know someone that checks sprouts Phoenix x I know someone that checks sprouts

Phoenix
x

]]> By: FB http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/comment-page-1/#comment-14610 FB Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:58:20 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/#comment-14610 Oh but the squeezy squeezy factor is all important... apparently. Although not usually with broccoli, that <i>is</i> weird. (and, running the risk of developing a trend of only ever commenting here when I have a comedy YouTube clip to offer, I must link you <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jSE3JANx14" rel="nofollow">here</a> - he starts squeezing about a minute from the end) Oh but the squeezy squeezy factor is all important… apparently. Although not usually with broccoli, that is weird.

(and, running the risk of developing a trend of only ever commenting here when I have a comedy YouTube clip to offer, I must link you here – he starts squeezing about a minute from the end)

]]> By: Dr J http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/comment-page-1/#comment-14609 Dr J Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:58:05 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/#comment-14609 Dr J - Is a brassicaphile something to do with lady undergarments? Nope, that's just any average bloke you're referring to there, not some broccoli fondling weirdo. Perhaps if he'd paid more attention to ladies undergarments as a lad he wouldn't have put you in such an awkward position in the Veg Department in the first place. Dr J – Is a brassicaphile something to do with lady undergarments?

Nope, that’s just any average bloke you’re referring to there, not some broccoli fondling weirdo. Perhaps if he’d paid more attention to ladies undergarments as a lad he wouldn’t have put you in such an awkward position in the Veg Department in the first place.

]]> By: maggie http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/comment-page-1/#comment-14608 maggie Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:48:38 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/#comment-14608 steve, i would wash anything before i eat them. don't you? i think, Angry, men have tendency to fondle the melon in this case. its just something men cannot resist. surely, they might have thought it the same with the cabbage? steve, i would wash anything before i eat them. don’t you?

i think, Angry, men have tendency to fondle the melon in this case. its just something men cannot resist.

surely, they might have thought it the same with the cabbage?

]]> By: Ldbug http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/comment-page-1/#comment-14607 Ldbug Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:23:08 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/#comment-14607 Comparing broccoli to politicians is an good analogy..both lack in taste. Comparing broccoli to politicians is an good analogy..both lack in taste.

]]> By: steve_p http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/comment-page-1/#comment-14606 steve_p Tue, 27 Feb 2007 16:17:50 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/#comment-14606 Meant nose, not a fuel injection system for a souped up street-racer (nos, I have need for speed for ps2)Mind you greasy hands tinkering under bonnet not good either but up his nose worse me thinks, I will shut up now..... Meant nose, not a fuel injection system for a souped up street-racer (nos, I have need for speed for ps2)Mind you greasy hands tinkering under bonnet not good either but up his nose worse me thinks, I will shut up now…..

]]> By: steve_p http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/comment-page-1/#comment-14605 steve_p Tue, 27 Feb 2007 16:03:15 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/#comment-14605 This is worrying but Pic'n'Mix ain't washed before you eat it! Think about it, some snotty kid been picking his nos, scratching his arse need I go on? Excuse my ignorance I have no idea if you wash a (an?) avocado(s?) before you eat them (it?) This is worrying but Pic’n'Mix ain’t washed before you eat it! Think about it, some snotty kid been picking his nos, scratching his arse need I go on?
Excuse my ignorance I have no idea if you wash a (an?) avocado(s?) before you eat them (it?)

]]> By: Thomas http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/comment-page-1/#comment-14604 Thomas Tue, 27 Feb 2007 16:02:45 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/#comment-14604 One must always squeeze vegetables before buying. It's the law. Then you leave them to go so soft and squiggy that brown goo starts seeping from the fridge. I thought everyone knew that. One must always squeeze vegetables before buying. It’s the law. Then you leave them to go so soft and squiggy that brown goo starts seeping from the fridge. I thought everyone knew that.

]]> By: z http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/comment-page-1/#comment-14603 z Tue, 27 Feb 2007 15:59:08 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/#comment-14603 It's bananas in our shop. It takes a good deal of careful fondling before a customer chooses a banana. They also pinch the avocados and sniff the melons. It’s bananas in our shop. It takes a good deal of careful fondling before a customer chooses a banana. They also pinch the avocados and sniff the melons.

]]> By: steve_p http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/comment-page-1/#comment-14602 steve_p Tue, 27 Feb 2007 14:58:37 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/#comment-14602 I work in a shop, hope you don't buy Pic'N'Mix mate if people touching veg (which gets washed) disturbs you! I work in a shop, hope you don’t buy Pic’N'Mix mate if people touching veg (which gets washed) disturbs you!

]]> By: Ariel http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/comment-page-1/#comment-14601 Ariel Tue, 27 Feb 2007 13:52:34 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/#comment-14601 Pity the poor shopper who has no other touchy feely activity in his life than that of broccoli fondling. Maybe you should have re-directed him to the teddy bear aisle... Pity the poor shopper who has no other touchy feely activity in his life than that of broccoli fondling. Maybe you should have re-directed him to the teddy bear aisle…

]]> By: Mr Angry http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/comment-page-1/#comment-14600 Mr Angry Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:31:37 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/#comment-14600 maggie - He should get a blog and leave my vegetables alone! Billboy - I quite like broccoli JPT - Has anyone ever rejected a loaf for not being squidgy enough? TJ - No. This is the cutting edge social commentary that people have come to expect. If you want boring current affairs try the BBC. Dr Clip - It was Graham Taylor. Graham Turner was an entirely different, completely useless, Villa Manager. Alan - Tomato sniffers?! Shoot them! Shoot them to death! Dr J - Is a brassicaphile something to do with lady undergarments? S Hamilton - I like vegetables (except Fat Jim), but also the three C's. MooMoo - Or added some tampax or condoms? Léonie - We should all ponder melon fondling at least once a day. maggie – He should get a blog and leave my vegetables alone!

Billboy – I quite like broccoli

JPT – Has anyone ever rejected a loaf for not being squidgy enough?

TJ – No. This is the cutting edge social commentary that people have come to expect. If you want boring current affairs try the BBC.

Dr Clip – It was Graham Taylor. Graham Turner was an entirely different, completely useless, Villa Manager.

Alan – Tomato sniffers?! Shoot them! Shoot them to death!

Dr J – Is a brassicaphile something to do with lady undergarments?

S Hamilton – I like vegetables (except Fat Jim), but also the three C’s.

MooMoo – Or added some tampax or condoms?

Léonie – We should all ponder melon fondling at least once a day.

]]> By: Léonie http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/comment-page-1/#comment-14599 Léonie Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:35:41 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/#comment-14599 Fucking men. Testing the goods then discarding them for some other grubby-pawed man to fondle at their whim. Bloody typical. *sulks about melons for a bit* Fucking men. Testing the goods then discarding them for some other grubby-pawed man to fondle at their whim. Bloody typical.

*sulks about melons for a bit*

]]> By: MooMoo http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/comment-page-1/#comment-14598 MooMoo Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:16:34 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/27/handling-the-goods/#comment-14598 It could have been worse. He could have waited until you have selected a small bag of veg (say parsnips) and placed them in your trolley before walking over to you, leaning into your trolley and blatantly stealing them from you. The nerve of some people......... It could have been worse.

He could have waited until you have selected a small bag of veg (say parsnips) and placed them in your trolley before walking over to you, leaning into your trolley and blatantly stealing them from you.

The nerve of some people………

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