Comments on: An emergency call http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/ Where 'net rage is all the rage... Wed, 18 May 2011 18:01:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Shell http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/comment-page-1/#comment-14571 Shell Sun, 25 Feb 2007 00:27:17 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/#comment-14571 superbly orchestrated to become a deeply moving piece of writing ... awesome. superbly orchestrated to become a deeply moving piece of writing … awesome.

]]> By: sooz http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/comment-page-1/#comment-14570 sooz Sat, 24 Feb 2007 16:12:04 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/#comment-14570 Proper 'poorly' then! Proper ‘poorly’ then!

]]> By: Ldbug http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/comment-page-1/#comment-14569 Ldbug Fri, 23 Feb 2007 21:47:20 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/#comment-14569 I've definitely got Poverty, it's going to be a long, slow death. I’ve definitely got Poverty, it’s going to be a long, slow death.

]]> By: clarissa http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/comment-page-1/#comment-14568 clarissa Fri, 23 Feb 2007 20:31:29 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/#comment-14568 I don't think you really called NHS Direct. I dont' think they would have known that Poverty isn't a contagious disease. I don’t think you really called NHS Direct. I dont’ think they would have known that Poverty isn’t a contagious disease.

]]> By: maggie http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/comment-page-1/#comment-14567 maggie Fri, 23 Feb 2007 16:54:12 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/#comment-14567 now, now, now, i wonder why that got you worried. perhaps if you come over to my country, you'd probably die of shock by just seeing it. now, now, now, i wonder why that got you worried.

perhaps if you come over to my country, you’d probably die of shock by just seeing it.

]]> By: steve_p http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/comment-page-1/#comment-14566 steve_p Fri, 23 Feb 2007 16:19:26 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/#comment-14566 By the time you have answered all the questions and they told you what you already know and been advised to go Hospital you could have been there already and saved half an hour!! Good job its a freephone number. My advice if it worries you enough to ring helpline then it probably best go to A+E. Not sure about poverty though!!Did we establish if it can be caught off a toilet seat?? Bit worried cos I had to take a dump (*had a hostage situation) @ work other day, hope person before me weren't infected with "poverty" By the time you have answered all the questions and they told you what you already know and been advised to go Hospital you could have been there already and saved half an hour!! Good job its a freephone number. My advice if it worries you enough to ring helpline then it probably best go to A+E. Not sure about poverty though!!Did we establish if it can be caught off a toilet seat?? Bit worried cos I had to take a dump (*had a hostage situation) @ work other day, hope person before me weren’t infected with “poverty”

]]> By: AFC 30K http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/comment-page-1/#comment-14565 AFC 30K Fri, 23 Feb 2007 14:44:31 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/#comment-14565 Angry - I've just checked back and did you know I've been lurking around here since 5th January 2006 - which, being in construction was the first day back after two weeks Christmas shut down. so sorry again that I didn't comment *hangs head in shame and goes to make another cup of tea* Angry – I’ve just checked back and did you know I’ve been lurking around here since 5th January 2006 – which, being in construction was the first day back after two weeks Christmas shut down.

so sorry again that I didn’t comment

*hangs head in shame and goes to make another cup of tea*

]]> By: Dr_Clip http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/comment-page-1/#comment-14563 Dr_Clip Fri, 23 Feb 2007 13:06:19 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/#comment-14563 You can't catch Poverty, its genetic. If your parents have Poverty you will almost definitely inherit it. You can’t catch Poverty, its genetic.

If your parents have Poverty you will almost definitely inherit it.

]]> By: mad muthas http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/comment-page-1/#comment-14562 mad muthas Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:42:48 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/#comment-14562 i think it might be related to birdflu - cos bernard matthews had that round at his farm thing, didn't he? and he was very rich before - and now he's got an attack of the poverty - losing money and laying loads of people off. i think it might be related to birdflu – cos bernard matthews had that round at his farm thing, didn’t he? and he was very rich before – and now he’s got an attack of the poverty – losing money and laying loads of people off.

]]> By: marycub http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/comment-page-1/#comment-14561 marycub Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:26:32 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/#comment-14561 I phoned NHS direct with a small ailment, and by the time the conversation was finished, i was panicking and in no time at all i was in the A&E. Basically i have hayfever and i had itchy eyes so i rubbed my eyes. Then my eyes hurt. And then i had a sort of blister on my eye because i'd rubbed them so much and inflammed them. I rang NHS direct who told me that it sounded like something very bad and that i should get down to A&E straight away. Problem with A&E is that it is full of stupid drunk people who have fights so i waited 3 hours and by the time i was seen my eye had gotten better all by itself. NHS direct is a waste of time!! I phoned NHS direct with a small ailment, and by the time the conversation was finished, i was panicking and in no time at all i was in the A&E. Basically i have hayfever and i had itchy eyes so i rubbed my eyes. Then my eyes hurt. And then i had a sort of blister on my eye because i’d rubbed them so much and inflammed them. I rang NHS direct who told me that it sounded like something very bad and that i should get down to A&E straight away. Problem with A&E is that it is full of stupid drunk people who have fights so i waited 3 hours and by the time i was seen my eye had gotten better all by itself. NHS direct is a waste of time!!

]]> By: greavsie http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/comment-page-1/#comment-14560 greavsie Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:19:51 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/#comment-14560 Isn't Viagra a cure for poverty? It seems to be used for nearly everyhting now. Although would someone who did die of poverty after taking viagra just be another stiff? Isn’t Viagra a cure for poverty? It seems to be used for nearly everyhting now.

Although would someone who did die of poverty after taking viagra just be another stiff?

]]> By: greavsie http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/comment-page-1/#comment-14559 greavsie Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:12:47 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/#comment-14559 Isn't Viagra the cure? suddenly it seems to be able to cure everything. Isn’t Viagra the cure? suddenly it seems to be able to cure everything.

]]> By: ee-tee http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/comment-page-1/#comment-14558 ee-tee Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:10:14 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/#comment-14558 Spike Milligan explored dying from poverty in the '£50 cure' by the Goons! Spike Milligan explored dying from poverty in the ‘£50 cure’ by the Goons!

]]> By: Minnie http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/comment-page-1/#comment-14557 Minnie Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:37:41 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/#comment-14557 Ah, for the good old days when we ignored Poverty and everyone died of Ignorance instead. This is sounding more like a Charles Dickens novel by the minute. Ah, for the good old days when we ignored Poverty and everyone died of Ignorance instead.

This is sounding more like a Charles Dickens novel by the minute.

]]> By: dowelld http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/comment-page-1/#comment-14556 dowelld Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:35:42 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/#comment-14556 Mr A. You need to get this checked out.... There's two types you know, Absolute and Relative. Only the Absolute kills, hope you haven't got that... or I'll have to find some other daft sods blog to read ! Mr A.

You need to get this checked out….

There’s two types you know, Absolute and Relative.

Only the Absolute kills, hope you haven’t got that…
or I’ll have to find some other daft sods blog to read !

]]> By: Dr J http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/comment-page-1/#comment-14555 Dr J Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:12:09 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/#comment-14555 Sooo, trying the delights of NHS Redirect eh? I do hope that was a real telephonic encounter. I am a bit surprised the overqualified nursey call handler didn't tell you you needed to see a GP IMMEDIATELY to discuss your poverty related health crisis, it's what they'd do here in Borsetshire. Can't stop, off for my MOT to see if I'm safe to be let loose on the unsuspecting populace. Get well soon. Sooo, trying the delights of NHS Redirect eh? I do hope that was a real telephonic encounter. I am a bit surprised the overqualified nursey call handler didn’t tell you you needed to see a GP IMMEDIATELY to discuss your poverty related health crisis, it’s what they’d do here in Borsetshire.

Can’t stop, off for my MOT to see if I’m safe to be let loose on the unsuspecting populace.

Get well soon.

]]> By: Mr Angry http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/comment-page-1/#comment-14554 Mr Angry Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:53:04 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/#comment-14554 Thomas - Hello. I wish you a speedy recovery! Thomas – Hello. I wish you a speedy recovery!

]]> By: Thomas http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/comment-page-1/#comment-14553 Thomas Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:42:21 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/#comment-14553 It's not true. It is catching. I caught it from my wife shortly after I gave her the PIN number for my credit card. At least there is some good news though. My wife's much better now. It’s not true. It is catching. I caught it from my wife shortly after I gave her the PIN number for my credit card.

At least there is some good news though. My wife’s much better now.

]]> By: Mr Angry http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/comment-page-1/#comment-14552 Mr Angry Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:30:00 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/#comment-14552 Oli - It is mine!! Fi - Yes, but all that stuff makes a boring blog post, and I can't be arsed to type it all. And yes, that is one of the symptoms. AFC 30K - Get yourself checked out, asap! Oli – It is mine!!

Fi – Yes, but all that stuff makes a boring blog post, and I can’t be arsed to type it all. And yes, that is one of the symptoms.

AFC 30K – Get yourself checked out, asap!

]]> By: AFC 30K http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/comment-page-1/#comment-14551 AFC 30K Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:17:18 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2007/02/23/an-emergency-call/#comment-14551 New house, new baby, new car - I've got a touch of the Poverty too.... :-0 New house, new baby, new car – I’ve got a touch of the Poverty too….

:-0

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