Comments on: Sniff

By: drunk punk

drunk punk — Sat, 20 Jan 2007 20:11:07 +0000

better than ‘COUGH COUGH’ tappity tap. My Co-Ordinator should have been in bed. He wasn’t. ‘COUGH COUGH’ tappity tap.

“Shut the fuck up will you”
“I can’t (cough) help it”
“Go home”
“I can’t. The wife’s home and it irritates her”
“Go home or I will excommunicate you from the union”

He went home. The power of the union eh?

By: ella

ella — Sat, 20 Jan 2007 13:31:26 +0000

happy? i thought you were only happy when angry, mr angry
*sniff*

By: Timbo

Timbo — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 18:22:12 +0000

You’re so sweet.

By: snowbug

snowbug — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 18:11:09 +0000

Is it rude to keep coughing/sniffling/sneezing at work? I mean, I was pretty sick there, and no getting out of work, and not enough tissue in the world!

By: Yaxlich

Yaxlich — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 16:49:11 +0000

Sometimes Yaxlich does a little poo when he blows his nose really hard. He never shows people the paper afterwards, though.

By: La Cubana Gringa

La Cubana Gringa — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 15:07:06 +0000

Next time you encounter such a rude dribbly nosed bitch and care to keep the small talk to an even smaller minimum, just hand her two tampons. And whisper ever so sweetly, “One for each nostril, dear.” (Of course, this would raise a couple questions as to why you had tampons on hand. But I’m sure you could come up with something clever.)

By: meredic

meredic — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 13:17:58 +0000

One of teachings great joys. Identify the sniffer. Give them a foot of German sandpaper (they use them in science to mop up spills).
Not the feet, the sandpaper.
Its sort of….
Ah sod it. Time for a fag break!

By: billyboy

billyboy — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:53:11 +0000

she probably didn’t give a shit

By: Badger

Badger — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:38:53 +0000

I am only just recovering from a cold, so not only am I a frequent sniffer (my tissues disintergrate at the first hurdle), but I am now a champion cougher. You’d hate me. I mean, you’d want to stab me in the eye with a spoon, but the look on your face would be worth it.

Anyway, why can’t I post from home? Never comes up. Have I been marked as spam? Silly internet goblins.

By: Dr J

Dr J — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:46:35 +0000

She just wanted somewhere more “private” to do a couple more lines of coke, obviously. If I was you I’d change cafe.

Unless you’re looking to score?

By: Betty

Betty — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:34:08 +0000

Shit post.

By: Oli

Oli — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:01:39 +0000

You should nevel light a candle before going into the toilets, after someone has had an incredibly violent dump the methane released could be more than enough to start a small explosion, beware!

By: greavsie

greavsie — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:52:07 +0000

She may have had a tinkle too…