I will be nice today, as this is the day that baby Jesus was born. Probably. I mean, we can’t be absolutely sure, as back then hospital record-keeping was even worse than it is now, but as there are two Bank Holidays we might as well celebrate it now eh?
So, Merry Christmas and all that!
Anyway, as you read this I will be away in an area where there is no Internet. I know, I know, believe me, such places do still exist. So, I have found another way of keeping everyone up to date with my Xmas day goings on.
Thanks to Mike TD who led me in the direction of Twitter, I have set up an account and will be giving updates throughout the day – via mobile phone! – in my first experience of ‘live’ blogging. You will be with me through the highs and lows, the agony and the ecstasy, the emotional roller-coaster that is, ‘Christmas Day in the Midlands’. (OK, you will probably be reading it a few days later, as anyone on the Internet today – the 25th – needs shooting, or got really really bad presents).
So, the Mr Angry Christmas Experience can be found in full technicolour right here….
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Equine Pimp · December 25, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Or has had to sign on to downlaod stuff to niece’s MP3
Happy Christmas fella
Glammer · December 25, 2006 at 3:45 pm
Some of us are on our own and not getting any presents apart from the £50 the parents donated to party funds and which went straight to the hash dude. So, who got the bad presents, really, Mr. Diamonique Cuffs?
That’s not as sad as blogging about the walk home on Christmas eve, especially when you got lost.
Plus, do I have to ask again about the possessive apostrophe? It’s chavs, not chav’s. And it’s ASBOs, not ASBO’s. Are you deliberately trying to ruin my lovely stoned Christmas because yours is sucking so much?
Marycub · December 26, 2006 at 9:24 am
Christmas in the midlands… *shiver* i’m afflicted with that this year too!
Happy Christmas Angry!!
Jann · December 27, 2006 at 10:28 am
Merry fucking Christmas!*
*Not so much abusive as enthusiastic.
Dr J · December 27, 2006 at 12:13 pm
It’s amazig to think that cheesboard set Granny gave us all those years ago has finally made it into the Angry household. Talk about six degrees of separation. Whom do you have earmarked to pass it on to?
Sam · December 28, 2006 at 12:57 pm
You love it all really, Mr Livid.
Ellie · December 28, 2006 at 2:34 pm
Merry Christmas you grumpy old git
Hope you find it in yourself to pretend you’re having fun