This weeks erroneous visitor is the person from “England” – thank you for narrowing that down for me Sitemeter – who came here trying to find out, “What is wrong with Bruce Forsyth?”

I can understand why you would think there is something wrong with him, I have seen that film with Cher and the kid with the massive face, and it does appear, from a certain angle, that Bruce has been struck down with the same disease, only it is limited to his chin.

Then there is that small orange toupé he wears. It sits proudly atop his head in between the remnants of his own grey hair. He would be rubbish in battle if this is evidence of his camouflage skills. This is the main reason I wouldn’t want to be next to him in the trenches.

Then again, maybe he can’t see it? I do know that old peoples eyes can be problematic, and he is, I think, 145 years old. We should be pleased he can still dress himself.

Or maybe thats part of his Rider at the BBC? A bigger dressing room than The Lovely Tess and some small Filipino lady to help him get dressed?

Then again, he did marry a former Miss World just four years after she won the award, so maybe there is something very right about him after all?

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