Comments on: The Cash Machine http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/ Where 'net rage is all the rage... Wed, 18 May 2011 18:01:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Badger http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-6063 Badger Thu, 30 Nov 2006 14:24:51 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/#comment-6063 Angry - You have a cleaner? Veyr nice. Is she a Polish mail-order bride in disguise, or a 21-stone battleaxe called Helga, who does inhumane things to you with a toilet brush? Answers on a postcard, please. B. Angry – You have a cleaner? Veyr nice. Is she a Polish mail-order bride in disguise, or a 21-stone battleaxe called Helga, who does inhumane things to you with a toilet brush?

Answers on a postcard, please.

B.

]]> By: Mr Angry http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-5912 Mr Angry Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:14:47 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/#comment-5912 BoT - So they know I'll stand in the rain for no reason now? FD - You lucky lucky git... EP - I just knew you'd be on here defending them... Ldbug - And at vending machines too? Badger - that's where my cleaner says she keeps everything. I think. melanie - umbrella? The only time a man can use an umbrella without looking gay is on the golf course. billyboy - never used them apart from their ATMs... BoT – So they know I’ll stand in the rain for no reason now?

FD – You lucky lucky git…

EP – I just knew you’d be on here defending them…

Ldbug – And at vending machines too?

Badger – that’s where my cleaner says she keeps everything. I think.

melanie – umbrella? The only time a man can use an umbrella without looking gay is on the golf course.

billyboy – never used them apart from their ATMs…

]]> By: billyboy http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-5908 billyboy Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:02:58 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/#comment-5908 Abbey are a bunch of incompetent tossers. I think that sums my fellings up nicely. Abbey are a bunch of incompetent tossers. I think that sums my fellings up nicely.

]]> By: melanie http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-5878 melanie Mon, 27 Nov 2006 23:45:13 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/#comment-5878 hands him an umbrella! and a wad o' cash... hands him an umbrella! and a wad o’ cash…

]]> By: Badger http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-5877 Badger Mon, 27 Nov 2006 23:11:00 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/#comment-5877 Angry - Bottle? Sink? What mad crack are you on, sire? May I have some? B. Angry – Bottle? Sink? What mad crack are you on, sire? May I have some?

B.

]]> By: Ldbug http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-5874 Ldbug Mon, 27 Nov 2006 22:39:46 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/#comment-5874 Because of that hassel, I always, always shout "I win" when I actually get money out... Because of that hassel, I always, always shout “I win” when I actually get money out…

]]> By: Equine Pimp http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-5873 Equine Pimp Mon, 27 Nov 2006 22:20:02 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/#comment-5873 My response would be to stop being a twat and use the machine that is inside. After all, it was Saturday morning and the branch is open until 12.30. After all, that machine was only prompting you to ask inside if you wanted a great savings rate (which you didn't). Therefore you could have walked the extra 10 yards, stayed dry and probably got your money. Let's be honest, you knew I wasn't going to let that one just go. My response would be to stop being a twat and use the machine that is inside. After all, it was Saturday morning and the branch is open until 12.30.

After all, that machine was only prompting you to ask inside if you wanted a great savings rate (which you didn’t).

Therefore you could have walked the extra 10 yards, stayed dry and probably got your money.

Let’s be honest, you knew I wasn’t going to let that one just go.

]]> By: Four Dinners http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-5864 Four Dinners Mon, 27 Nov 2006 21:03:31 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/#comment-5864 A Nationwide machine accepted my card. I tapped in for £20. It gave me £200. I walked off n said nowt. My account was debited £20. I wish I'd gone back n tried again n again. Don't care if it was somebody elses jammed in there. If they'd any sense they'd have reported it already so wouldn't have lost out. A Nationwide machine accepted my card. I tapped in for £20. It gave me £200. I walked off n said nowt. My account was debited £20. I wish I’d gone back n tried again n again. Don’t care if it was somebody elses jammed in there. If they’d any sense they’d have reported it already so wouldn’t have lost out.

]]> By: BoyOnTop http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-5863 BoyOnTop Mon, 27 Nov 2006 19:15:45 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/#comment-5863 It is just a ruse to collect yet more personal data about your habits and patterns. It is just a ruse to collect yet more personal data about your habits and patterns.

]]> By: Mr Angry http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-5859 Mr Angry Mon, 27 Nov 2006 18:05:02 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/#comment-5859 Fussy Bitch - * Hides Irish ancestry behind the sofa * Will - Pray tell what black magic is this wallet you speak of? Fussy Bitch – * Hides Irish ancestry behind the sofa *

Will – Pray tell what black magic is this wallet you speak of?

]]> By: Will http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-5857 Will Mon, 27 Nov 2006 16:54:49 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/#comment-5857 On the plus side, if you had got the money, it would've got really wet and you'd have had to throw it away. Unless you have a wallet? On the plus side, if you had got the money, it would’ve got really wet and you’d have had to throw it away. Unless you have a wallet?

]]> By: Fussy Bitch http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-5854 Fussy Bitch Mon, 27 Nov 2006 15:39:20 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/#comment-5854 It's true I have a bit of irish in me but only on a good night. It’s true I have a bit of irish in me but only on a good night.

]]> By: Mr Angry http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-5853 Mr Angry Mon, 27 Nov 2006 15:37:47 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/#comment-5853 Murphy - You are so down with the kids. In a good way. Badger - Isn't that what the bottles under the sink are for? Oli - Cashback is a good idea, next time it is raining will try that. I have a fear of it though as I've used it when pissed in the pub before, and then been shocked when my statement comes through. "I bought a round for £75 in the Red Lion?!" Murphy – You are so down with the kids. In a good way.

Badger – Isn’t that what the bottles under the sink are for?

Oli – Cashback is a good idea, next time it is raining will try that. I have a fear of it though as I’ve used it when pissed in the pub before, and then been shocked when my statement comes through. “I bought a round for £75 in the Red Lion?!”

]]> By: Oli http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-5850 Oli Mon, 27 Nov 2006 13:47:29 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/#comment-5850 Fotunately most of the cashmachines around here are pretty quick, I do however have a solo card for teh cashback privaleges, that way at elas you can get your cash indoors, though you do have to buy somethign. Fotunately most of the cashmachines around here are pretty quick, I do however have a solo card for teh cashback privaleges, that way at elas you can get your cash indoors, though you do have to buy somethign.

]]> By: Badger http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-5845 Badger Mon, 27 Nov 2006 13:16:09 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/#comment-5845 I fucking hate ATM's. This is why I need a regular debit card. I was in Chester yesterday, standing in the rain as you were. Dire as fuck. Not my fault if I needed more bourbon. B. I fucking hate ATM’s. This is why I need a regular debit card. I was in Chester yesterday, standing in the rain as you were. Dire as fuck. Not my fault if I needed more bourbon.

B.

]]> By: Murphy http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-5841 Murphy Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:19:53 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/#comment-5841 Yo Bitch! Yo Bitch!

]]> By: Mr Angry http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-5839 Mr Angry Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:55:27 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/#comment-5839 Murphy - b'dum tsh. RD - Can you get waterproof tights? Fussy Bitch - Are you and Murphy related? Murphy – b’dum tsh.

RD – Can you get waterproof tights?

Fussy Bitch – Are you and Murphy related?

]]> By: Fussy Bitch http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-5837 Fussy Bitch Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:21:04 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/#comment-5837 You don't sound very abbey about this? (Yeah I know it's bad but it's monday morning!) You don’t sound very abbey about this?

(Yeah I know it’s bad but it’s monday morning!)

]]> By: Ranting Dullard http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-5836 Ranting Dullard Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:56:39 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/#comment-5836 You could have put a stocking over your head to keep warm. Thats what some men did once when I was in the bank, they were very cross however and kept shouting. You could have put a stocking over your head to keep warm.

Thats what some men did once when I was in the bank, they were very cross however and kept shouting.

]]> By: Murphy http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-5835 Murphy Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:55:34 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/11/27/the-cash-machine/#comment-5835 Perhaps they had a liquidity shortfall. Perhaps they had a liquidity shortfall.

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