Below is a list of things that have recently been whispered in my ear  by the opposite sex (that is ‘women’ for those that need any clarification):

“Not like that!”

“Do I always have to make the first move?”

“That’s not how my last bloke did it, you’re all over the place.”

“You know, this would be much easier if your arms were stronger.”

“If you’re going to move me around, do it properly!”

“Oh my God! You are amazing!”

“I thought you had at least a bit of rhythm.”

“This isn’t working is it? I think we should both move on.”

Taking Salsa lessons with a couple of female friends had seemed like such a good idea at the time.

(OK – one of them is made up)

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