A whole month of this drivel and still no pleas to dump it like a Filipino mail-order bride that arrived with a couple of extra ‘features’ not part of the mandated specifications. You people really don’t have any discernible taste at all, do you?

Anyway this weeks Internet reprobate is from Brighton, and no, they weren’t searching for gay erotica, so get your mind out of the gutter. In fact, they were searching for “Jade Goody Curriculum Vitae”.

Now, firstly, I’m not sure she has one, and if she has, then I’m sure she had no part in putting it together. I’d guess her mission statement is something like:

“Hello, my name is Jade you may have seen me, or my ‘kebab’ on TV. I don’t write good. People will always buy stuff that has my picture on the front, so gizza job.”

Secondly, and perhaps more importantly, I do hope this doesn’t mean that someone out there is considering employing the dumpy retard?

Also, a very special mention to whichever one of you clever Interweb manipulators linked to this site from Google after searching for “Can I be on “Did you find what you want” Angry? Please?”

Some people really are desperate for recognition from a pretty unpopular website. Anyway, well done, it made me chuckle.

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