Number 2 in a series two (and possibly only two) of posts about people who’ve come to this site looking for things that aren’t actually available. At least at first glance.
So this weeks winner is the gentleman (and I’m going to assume it’s a gentleman) from Norfolk who came here from Google after searching for “Wanking makes you smell”.*
Firstly, were you looking for some sort of confirmation of a pre-existing condition, or was it just in the name of research? I am curious.
Second of all, and perhaps more disturbing, was that this site was on page 35, so before getting here, you waded through 34 pages of smelly wankers.
I applaud your tenacity.
* I recommend regular showers (not cold). Do not let it be said I do not try to help people.
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VentMan · October 28, 2006 at 4:38 pm
That’s awesome. How do you keep track of this information? What stats service do you use?
THanks,
VentMan
ellie · October 28, 2006 at 8:25 pm
That’s a lot of pages of smelly wankers!!!!!
One of my last visitors came by searching ’shagging estate agents.’ The shame associated with shagging estate agents was just too much. ‘Estate Agents are cunts’ is much cooler.
Will · October 29, 2006 at 1:36 pm
One of mine was after ‘old nudist couples’. I’m guessing it was the same guy. I say we should ban him from the internet.
Admin comment by Mr Angry · October 29, 2006 at 1:47 pm
VentMan – ‘Awsome’ wasn’t quite my first thought, but I recognise the sentiment. Try sitemete.com or extremetracking.com
ellie – the things people will do to avoid stamp duty…
Will – Hello. I apologise, I will never let my grandad use my laptop again.
marycub · October 29, 2006 at 10:45 pm
ick.
Ldbug · October 30, 2006 at 6:00 pm
You are helpful at least.