Number 2 in a series two (and possibly only two) of posts about people who’ve come to this site looking for things that aren’t actually available. At least at first glance.

So this weeks winner is the gentleman (and I’m going to assume it’s a gentleman) from Norfolk who came here from Google after searching for “Wanking makes you smell”.*

Firstly, were you looking for some sort of confirmation of a pre-existing condition, or was it just in the name of research? I am curious.

Second of all, and perhaps more disturbing, was that this site was on page 35, so before getting here, you waded through 34 pages of smelly wankers.

I applaud your tenacity.

* I recommend regular showers (not cold). Do not let it be said I do not try to help people.

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