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Oct/06

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Did you find it? #1

This is the first in a new series of posts dedicated to those freaks of the Interweb who’ve visited this site from referring search engines, whilst looking for the most bizarre, and sometimes disconcerting, topics.

The inaugural award goes to the fella/lady-fella from Taoyan in Taiwan, who was looking for a “Lady sexer”.

Well pal, I don’t like to blow my own trumpet (and can’t, well, not without losing a rib or two), but I wouldn’t really define myself in such terms.

So, my question to you is, did you find what you were looking for?

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9 comments

  • Murphy · October 21, 2006 at 10:35 am

    They could have meant to type “Re sexy lad”

  • CyberScribe · October 21, 2006 at 2:37 pm

  • CyberScribe · October 21, 2006 at 2:42 pm

    That was a Google search this site result for satifaction.
    [ http://www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGIC,GGIC:2006-38,GGIC:en&q=satisfaction+site:www%2eiamlivid%2ecom ]
    If I hadn’t found it I’d probably start to feel like Mick Rubber Lips.

  • kaz · October 21, 2006 at 5:14 pm

    Perhaps he meant ‘chicken sexer’.
    I believe the job pays well.

  • Greavsie · October 21, 2006 at 6:04 pm

    I keep my lady sexer nicely tucked away thank you very much.

  • Badger · October 21, 2006 at 11:06 pm

    That is bizarre.

    And Angry, I see that you have now started posting on weekends! Overtime pay? ;)

    Greavsie – I hope you mean with consent. I don’t want to have to send the coppers round.

  • Ldbug · October 22, 2006 at 12:21 am

    Ah, the Angry Lady Sexer. You could pattent this blog as satisfaction for those lonley nights at home, when chocolate just doesn’t do it…;-)

  • Admin comment by Mr Angry · October 22, 2006 at 11:58 am

    Murphy – I too am not convinced they meant what they meant.

    Cyberscribe – Hello. Yes, it is guaranteed here, ahem.

    Kaz – Chickens don’t do it for me unfortunately. Unless it’s those sexy pre-roasted ones from Sainsburys. Grrrr…

    Greavsie – Err…good?

    Badger – If the inspiration strikes then I’ll do stuff at the weekend.. this may / may not become a regular feature. It depends how many freaks arrive here…

    Ldbug – “Chocolate for your eyes and ears”. Something like that you mean?

  • Ldbug · October 23, 2006 at 1:50 am

    Oooo, I like it!

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