This is the first in a new series of posts dedicated to those freaks of the Interweb who’ve visited this site from referring search engines, whilst looking for the most bizarre, and sometimes disconcerting, topics.

The inaugural award goes to the fella/lady-fella from Taoyan in Taiwan, who was looking for a “Lady sexer”.

Well pal, I don’t like to blow my own trumpet (and can’t, well, not without losing a rib or two), but I wouldn’t really define myself in such terms.

So, my question to you is, did you find what you were looking for?

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