Comments on: Walk the line http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/10/03/walk-the-line/ Where 'net rage is all the rage... Wed, 18 May 2011 18:01:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: ellie http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/10/03/walk-the-line/comment-page-1/#comment-3577 ellie Sun, 08 Oct 2006 13:02:16 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/09/29/walk-the-line/#comment-3577 Especially annoying on the platforms at tube and railway stations. The fucking inconsiderate cunts who weave back and forth and then stop in mid-stream. I know when I'm meandering, dawdling, faffing in my stroll ... on these occassions I am painfully aware of pedestrian traffic approaching from behind ... and in order to protect my behind and my reputation, I considerately move to the side to let men of business (a la Mr. A) move on. Hugs. Especially annoying on the platforms at tube and railway stations. The fucking inconsiderate cunts who weave back and forth and then stop in mid-stream.

I know when I’m meandering, dawdling, faffing in my stroll … on these occassions I am painfully aware of pedestrian traffic approaching from behind … and in order to protect my behind and my reputation, I considerately move to the side to let men of business (a la Mr. A) move on.

Hugs.

]]> By: Mr Angry http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/10/03/walk-the-line/comment-page-1/#comment-3493 Mr Angry Wed, 04 Oct 2006 08:38:54 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/09/29/walk-the-line/#comment-3493 f:lux - I think you're on to something with that BMI idea, a bit like a car pool lane on the motorway?... kaz - The cheek indeed! TJ - Extremely helpful, as always. Dr J - I don't own a machete, will a dessert knife do? anonymous - get over it greavsie - Will I have to make my own? I was always rubbish with go-karts. Oli - I get the feeling it's a clenched fist. f:lux – I think you’re on to something with that BMI idea, a bit like a car pool lane on the motorway?…

kaz – The cheek indeed!

TJ – Extremely helpful, as always.

Dr J – I don’t own a machete, will a dessert knife do?

anonymous – get over it

greavsie – Will I have to make my own? I was always rubbish with go-karts.

Oli – I get the feeling it’s a clenched fist.

]]> By: Oli http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/10/03/walk-the-line/comment-page-1/#comment-3487 Oli Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:13:28 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/09/29/walk-the-line/#comment-3487 "And when you knock their child over they actually have the bloody cheek to object! " I get the feeling thats because you backhand them for getting in your way =p “And when you knock their child over they actually have the bloody cheek to object! ”

I get the feeling thats because you backhand them for getting in your way =p

]]> By: greavsie http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/10/03/walk-the-line/comment-page-1/#comment-3486 greavsie Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:59:07 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/09/29/walk-the-line/#comment-3486 Ride around in a Persian chariot with scythes on the wheels, that'd keep everyone well away. Ride around in a Persian chariot with scythes on the wheels, that’d keep everyone well away.

]]> By: anonymous http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/10/03/walk-the-line/comment-page-1/#comment-3485 anonymous Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:11:12 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/09/29/walk-the-line/#comment-3485 im still livid about the tenner im still livid about the tenner

]]> By: Dr J http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/10/03/walk-the-line/comment-page-1/#comment-3484 Dr J Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:08:17 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/09/29/walk-the-line/#comment-3484 Platform soles ought to do the trick. Or perhaps taking to brandishing a large machette noncahalantly as you make your way through the miraculously parting crowds. Of course here in the shires if the pavement's blocked we just amble into the road. Platform soles ought to do the trick. Or perhaps taking to brandishing a large machette noncahalantly as you make your way through the miraculously parting crowds. Of course here in the shires if the pavement’s blocked we just amble into the road.

]]> By: TJ http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/10/03/walk-the-line/comment-page-1/#comment-3483 TJ Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:49:01 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/09/29/walk-the-line/#comment-3483 It would help if you were short or a child and that way you could just walk through other peoples legs. Alternatively, if you were dead tall like Inspector Gadget, you could step over them. Hope that helps ease your frustration! It would help if you were short or a child and that way you could just walk through other peoples legs. Alternatively, if you were dead tall like Inspector Gadget, you could step over them.

Hope that helps ease your frustration!

]]> By: kaz http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/10/03/walk-the-line/comment-page-1/#comment-3481 kaz Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:05:46 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/09/29/walk-the-line/#comment-3481 Oh YES - and it's even worse when they are coming towards you and they walk into you as you sway in the wrong direction to avoid them. And when you knock their child over they actually have the bloody cheek to object! Oh YES – and it’s even worse when they are coming towards you and they walk into you as you sway in the wrong direction to avoid them. And when you knock their child over they actually have the bloody cheek to object!

]]> By: f:lux http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/10/03/walk-the-line/comment-page-1/#comment-3479 f:lux Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:51:38 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/09/29/walk-the-line/#comment-3479 Ah, yes... Really, it should be obligatory for people with well over average BMI to walk in single file. And nobody of any proportion should be allowed to just suddenly stop smack in the middle of a busy pavement for a friends reunited style get together, especially when any of them have prams. Oh, and umbrellas. No. Ah, yes… Really, it should be obligatory for people with well over average BMI to walk in single file. And nobody of any proportion should be allowed to just suddenly stop smack in the middle of a busy pavement for a friends reunited style get together, especially when any of them have prams. Oh, and umbrellas. No.

]]> By: Mr Angry http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/10/03/walk-the-line/comment-page-1/#comment-3478 Mr Angry Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:10:09 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/09/29/walk-the-line/#comment-3478 Oli - Though oldies are bad, it seems to affect all ages, particularly those who don't appear to be heading anywhere in particular. Murphy - Oh no, it appears to be everyone on the pavement except me. Banana - straight/gay/bi - all equally guilty. Oli – Though oldies are bad, it seems to affect all ages, particularly those who don’t appear to be heading anywhere in particular.

Murphy – Oh no, it appears to be everyone on the pavement except me.

Banana – straight/gay/bi – all equally guilty.

]]> By: Banana http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/10/03/walk-the-line/comment-page-1/#comment-3477 Banana Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:35:06 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/09/29/walk-the-line/#comment-3477 I believe you are referring to the heterosexual pissheads as girls and gays skipping with their Special Brew a la piss in a can. I believe you are referring to the heterosexual pissheads as girls and gays skipping with their Special Brew a la piss in a can.

]]> By: Murphy http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/10/03/walk-the-line/comment-page-1/#comment-3476 Murphy Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:23:29 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/09/29/walk-the-line/#comment-3476 Are you referring to people carrying cans of Special Brew and talking to imaginary people? Are you referring to people carrying cans of Special Brew and talking to imaginary people?

]]> By: Oli http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/10/03/walk-the-line/comment-page-1/#comment-3473 Oli Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:39:38 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/09/29/walk-the-line/#comment-3473 I dont like any form of pavement blocking. Worst offenders seem to be mothers and old people, who think that because there old or recently knocked up it is ok to walk next to two others of the same meaning that the whole pavement is blocked off. I have to admit that people who move from side to side are even more annoying though as it gives you an opportunity and then takes it away. I dont like any form of pavement blocking.

Worst offenders seem to be mothers and old people, who think that because there old or recently knocked up it is ok to walk next to two others of the same meaning that the whole pavement is blocked off. I have to admit that people who move from side to side are even more annoying though as it gives you an opportunity and then takes it away.

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