All,
I am disappearing for a few days due to some Very Import Work I am currently involved in. In my absence, I would like you to welcome my good friend Amy. Say Hello Amy. She is from the North, quite funny and she drinks a lot, so she will fit right in here.
She told me of a recent experience of hers* which she is going to share with you over the next couple of days, I am quite sure you will like it. When she told me over the phone I spat tea out of my nose. The bitch.
If they have got the Internet outside of Greater London I may pop in over the next few days, but if it is like I imagine it to be north of the Midlands (a bit like the island in Lost, but with less sunshine and hot chicks in vests), then Amy will be your only host.
* Greavsie, BoT, Oli, banana and other pervs, she is not a sex-blogger, she is going to tell you about proper, real life problems.
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AFC 30K · September 20, 2006 at 4:35 pm
There is internet outside of greater london – but no mobile phone signal…..
Anyway, there some very nice parts of the north midlands, like the peak district for instance. A place where I was born and brought up and were I long to return to but Mrs Handy Andy is from Surrey and doen’t like the climate
Oli · September 20, 2006 at 4:49 pm
I digress, reading about sex holds little interest to me, I prefer to be involved, if rather uncertain that prefer only has one f.
Where abouts in the north is this Amy from, anything below sheffield counts as southern.
Whereabouts will you be visiting Angry?
ellie · September 20, 2006 at 5:29 pm
Amy: if you are reading this, welcome! Angry’s blog is full of bile; so please please please infuse it with hugs and kittens and puppies and rosey-cheeked babies. I’m certain this will really piss him off! x, e
f:lux · September 20, 2006 at 5:49 pm
Yes, which part of ‘North’ is Amy going to be blogging from that she’s certain to have access t’internet where you think you won’t, Mr A?
At least you managed to avoid using Watford as a marker!
P.S. if you’re driving to this James-Bond-esque work assignation, rest assured that SatNav works everywhere, even north of Manchester!
Greavsie · September 20, 2006 at 7:20 pm
So you’ve been spun the ‘proper, real life problems’ one eh?
Rantig Dullard · September 20, 2006 at 7:44 pm
Good luck up north….I dont know how I cope somedays.
Amy · September 20, 2006 at 8:00 pm
Greetings everyone.
AFC – I am currently blogging from a phone, isn’t technology brilliant?
Oli – rest assured I don’t count as southern using your criteria.
Ellie – thanks for the welcome. I have interrupted my embroidery of fluffy kittens to post this.
f:lux – I always have t’internet access where I live. I like to be connected.
Greavsie – not so much a problem as a recent experience I thought Angry would appreciate.
Ranting Dullard – could be worse, you could be down south.
Badger · September 20, 2006 at 10:05 pm
I’m sure that Amy doesn’t exist…
I think that Angry has gotten the house to himself for a few days, leaving him free to prance around in a summer frock, singing “The Sound Of Music” and flinging rose petals about the place.
B.