Comments on: Fixing the world http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/ Where 'net rage is all the rage... Wed, 08 Sep 2010 01:50:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: I am livid » Happy Birthday to me http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-9025 I am livid » Happy Birthday to me Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:16:00 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/#comment-9025 [...] The summer began to disappear and discussion focused on copycat criminals, and how guilty they and the original criminals are. I decided it was time to join a new gym, and I was honoured to be an usher at a friends wedding. We then took a small step back in history to when Denis Leary stole my joke. I went to the Edinburgh festival, which was an adventure in itself, parts 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 are here. The month ended with me suffering a moment of weakness and trying to fix the world. [...]

[...] The summer began to disappear and discussion focused on copycat criminals, and how guilty they and the original criminals are. I decided it was time to join a new gym, and I was honoured to be an usher at a friends wedding. We then took a small step back in history to when Denis Leary stole my joke. I went to the Edinburgh festival, which was an adventure in itself, parts 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 are here. The month ended with me suffering a moment of weakness and trying to fix the world. [...]

]]> By: Dancinfairy http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-2894 Dancinfairy Fri, 01 Sep 2006 15:24:50 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/#comment-2894 Brilliant idea. Just pure genius. I have added a link to your blog on my site as one of the new blogs I found whilst writing a post for World Blog Day. Hope you have a great holiday and your baggage does too! Brilliant idea. Just pure genius.

I have added a link to your blog on my site as one of the new blogs I found whilst writing a post for World Blog Day. Hope you have a great holiday and your baggage does too!

]]> By: Mr Angry http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-2882 Mr Angry Thu, 31 Aug 2006 18:32:06 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/#comment-2882 Celeste - it's not been the same since the mines closed. Goober dust - Of? RD - I take it you mean the bad Aids? Kaz - That would just be cruel. Miss Ellie - it is OK, I don't think anyone noticed so your secret is safe. Ldbug - ta, some people get paid to do the stupidest things... my mate ate a lightbulb for a pound when I was 13. Celeste – it’s not been the same since the mines closed.

Goober dust – Of?

RD – I take it you mean the bad Aids?

Kaz – That would just be cruel.

Miss Ellie – it is OK, I don’t think anyone noticed so your secret is safe.

Ldbug – ta, some people get paid to do the stupidest things… my mate ate a lightbulb for a pound when I was 13.

]]> By: Ldbug http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-2881 Ldbug Thu, 31 Aug 2006 14:24:00 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/#comment-2881 And, as to the article "obese people are less active than lean people" someone got paid to do a study on that? And, as to the article “obese people are less active than lean people” someone got paid to do a study on that?

]]> By: Ldbug http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-2880 Ldbug Thu, 31 Aug 2006 14:19:22 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/#comment-2880 Absolutely Brilliant Only thing to make it better would be to set up an exchange program for the fat, lazy, parents that let their kids get fat in the first place! Absolutely Brilliant

Only thing to make it better would be to set up an exchange program for the fat, lazy, parents that let their kids get fat in the first place!

]]> By: Miss Ell http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-2879 Miss Ell Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:06:31 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/#comment-2879 Mr Angry - I wish I could banter with you about my time in Dallas, but for contractual reasons I am unable to. Also, it's a little before my time... Mr Angry – I wish I could banter with you about my time in Dallas, but for contractual reasons I am unable to. Also, it’s a little before my time…

]]> By: kaz http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-2878 kaz Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:45:24 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/#comment-2878 This idea is truly inspirational. Could you please extend it to include exchanges between the 'grim north' and 'South of Watford Gap'. I'll be first in the queue to exchange Lancashire Hotpot for jellied eels ...or perhaps not! This idea is truly inspirational. Could you please extend it to include exchanges between the ‘grim north’ and ‘South of Watford Gap’. I’ll be first in the queue to exchange Lancashire Hotpot for jellied eels …or perhaps not!

]]> By: Rantig Dullard http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-2876 Rantig Dullard Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:14:56 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/#comment-2876 That is a seriously good idea. Nothing sheds the pounds like AIDS or Cholera. Just look at the world reknowned 'mercury diet'. That is a seriously good idea. Nothing sheds the pounds like AIDS or Cholera. Just look at the world reknowned ‘mercury diet’.

]]> By: goober dust http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-2875 goober dust Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:11:44 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/#comment-2875 Mr Angry for President!! Mr Angry for President!!

]]> By: Celeste http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-2874 Celeste Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:09:46 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/#comment-2874 I love this plan. Fat kids really anger me. I mean if I ever have children there is no way they'd be sat inside all day. I'd put them to work! Hee hee. I love this plan.

Fat kids really anger me. I mean if I ever have children there is no way they’d be sat inside all day. I’d put them to work! Hee hee.

]]> By: Mr Angry http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-2873 Mr Angry Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:57:14 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/#comment-2873 Miss Ell - It is OK, I will not reveal your true age. Do you still keep in touch with Bobby and JR? I'm sure recent oil price rises have meant a few more pennies on the value of your Ewing Oil shares as well. Dido first, and now a bona-fide TV star. I am blessed. Miss Ell – It is OK, I will not reveal your true age. Do you still keep in touch with Bobby and JR? I’m sure recent oil price rises have meant a few more pennies on the value of your Ewing Oil shares as well.

Dido first, and now a bona-fide TV star. I am blessed.

]]> By: Miss Ell http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-2872 Miss Ell Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:36:33 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/#comment-2872 Mr Angry - Southfork?? Mr Angry – Southfork??

]]> By: Mr Angry http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-2871 Mr Angry Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:32:50 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/#comment-2871 BoT - a bit like Wife-Swap you mean? Miss Ell - hello, I miss catching up on your goings on at Southfork. I also have a friend a bit like that, <a href="http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/03/13/always-one-better/" rel="nofollow">his name is Bill</a> BoT – a bit like Wife-Swap you mean?

Miss Ell – hello, I miss catching up on your goings on at Southfork. I also have a friend a bit like that, his name is Bill

]]> By: Miss Ell http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-2870 Miss Ell Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:20:19 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/#comment-2870 You should get this idea commissioned as a TV show. I reckon this time next year we will be watching fat kids getting sunburned, and attempting to eat the limbs of their newly adopted family. I wouldn't normally reply to a blog whatsit, but it takes my mind off Mr Bullshit in my office. We are currently being entertained with a story about him meeting a Sheikh and being given a race horse. I swear, if I told him I had seen a UFO, he would have been flying the fucking thing. You should get this idea commissioned as a TV show. I reckon this time next year we will be watching fat kids getting sunburned, and attempting to eat the limbs of their newly adopted family.

I wouldn’t normally reply to a blog whatsit, but it takes my mind off Mr Bullshit in my office. We are currently being entertained with a story about him meeting a Sheikh and being given a race horse.

I swear, if I told him I had seen a UFO, he would have been flying the fucking thing.

]]> By: BoyOnTop http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-2869 BoyOnTop Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:49:25 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/#comment-2869 Problem is obese children oft have obese parents. Make it a family exchange and make it mandatory I say. Run for parliament mate, you'll have my vote. Problem is obese children oft have obese parents. Make it a family exchange and make it mandatory I say.

Run for parliament mate, you’ll have my vote.

]]> By: Mr Angry http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-2868 Mr Angry Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:32:25 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/#comment-2868 DC - Hmmm... this idea also has potential I feel Dido - Perhaps I could have one of your gold discs? Murphy - I've never been to the 7th circle of hell, sorry. Banana - Will I get to spend time with Angelina Jolie if I do? TJ - I also promise to bath ocassionally DC – Hmmm… this idea also has potential I feel

Dido – Perhaps I could have one of your gold discs?

Murphy – I’ve never been to the 7th circle of hell, sorry.

Banana – Will I get to spend time with Angelina Jolie if I do?

TJ – I also promise to bath ocassionally

]]> By: TJ http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-2867 TJ Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:29:35 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/#comment-2867 Sometimes, I am astounded by your brilliance! It also means I don't have to listen to Geldof bleating on. Sometimes, I am astounded by your brilliance! It also means I don’t have to listen to Geldof bleating on.

]]> By: Banana http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-2866 Banana Thu, 31 Aug 2006 08:57:15 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/#comment-2866 You should be ambassador for UNICEF. Great idea. You should be ambassador for UNICEF. Great idea.

]]> By: Murphy http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-2865 Murphy Thu, 31 Aug 2006 08:45:53 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/#comment-2865 The horsemeat and hairy armpits thing... are you sure you weren't just in the Oxford Street Macdonalds? The horsemeat and hairy armpits thing… are you sure you weren’t just in the Oxford Street Macdonalds?

]]> By: Dido http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/comment-page-1/#comment-2864 Dido Thu, 31 Aug 2006 08:39:00 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/31/fixing-the-world/#comment-2864 excellent idea - you should receive an award for that one! excellent idea – you should receive an award for that one!

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