Comments on: Cunting Spammers http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/ Where 'net rage is all the rage... Wed, 18 May 2011 18:01:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Devil's Kitchen http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-2877 Devil's Kitchen Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:19:04 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/#comment-2877 There's some nice advice in <a href="http://www.nightcapsyndication.com/content/view/134/93/" rel="nofollow">this article at Nightcap Syndication</a>. DK There’s some nice advice in this article at Nightcap Syndication.

DK

]]> By: Duch http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-2861 Duch Wed, 30 Aug 2006 20:55:28 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/#comment-2861 maybe if you didn't sound like you were going to enjoy it so much..... anyway. spam sucks. maybe if you didn’t sound like you were going to enjoy it so much…..

anyway.

spam sucks.

]]> By: Ldbug http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-2859 Ldbug Wed, 30 Aug 2006 15:37:11 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/#comment-2859 Nope, not JB in disguise:-) Nope, not JB in disguise:-)

]]> By: Mr Angry http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-2858 Mr Angry Wed, 30 Aug 2006 15:08:43 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/#comment-2858 Ldbug - hello, and no I don't mind, everyone is welcome. Unless you are James Blunt in disguise? In which case, can you please fuck off you talentless cunt. Thank you everyone for your stories regarding enormous penis's and massive tits. I am looking forward to my new Google hits already. Also, thank you for your advice regarding ISP's, IP's, PI's and other things I know absolutely nothing about. Should I assume noone can help me with the broken bottle up the anus thing then? FD - You're not missing much... Ldbug – hello, and no I don’t mind, everyone is welcome. Unless you are James Blunt in disguise? In which case, can you please fuck off you talentless cunt.

Thank you everyone for your stories regarding enormous penis’s and massive tits. I am looking forward to my new Google hits already. Also, thank you for your advice regarding ISP’s, IP’s, PI’s and other things I know absolutely nothing about. Should I assume noone can help me with the broken bottle up the anus thing then?

FD – You’re not missing much…

]]> By: z http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-2857 z Wed, 30 Aug 2006 15:02:40 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/#comment-2857 'best site I see' 70 times in 2 days? I'm not that good. Well, I am of course, but my blog isn't. ‘best site I see’ 70 times in 2 days? I’m not that good.

Well, I am of course, but my blog isn’t.

]]> By: Four Dinners http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-2856 Four Dinners Wed, 30 Aug 2006 14:11:55 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/#comment-2856 Right! That's it! Back to Loch Ness. Can't read a bloody thing. Sorry Angry, I'm technologically inept and don't know why your's n Tidy's has become so miniscule. Can't comment on what I can't bloody see. Be fixed when I get back off tour so I can catch up. Right! That’s it! Back to Loch Ness. Can’t read a bloody thing. Sorry Angry, I’m technologically inept and don’t know why your’s n Tidy’s has become so miniscule. Can’t comment on what I can’t bloody see. Be fixed when I get back off tour so I can catch up.

]]> By: Ldbug http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-2855 Ldbug Wed, 30 Aug 2006 14:01:18 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/#comment-2855 Seems like you have plenty of helpful advice, so just one little note, a fellow blogger of mine noticed that some of her legitamate commentors (whom she actually knew in 'real' life) were carrying spam. So maybe some of it coming your way is accidental? Haven't had that problem myself...yet P.S. I found your site via 4dinners, hope you don't mind, blogging is better than working... Seems like you have plenty of helpful advice, so just one little note, a fellow blogger of mine noticed that some of her legitamate commentors (whom she actually knew in ‘real’ life) were carrying spam. So maybe some of it coming your way is accidental? Haven’t had that problem myself…yet

P.S. I found your site via 4dinners, hope you don’t mind, blogging is better than working…

]]> By: BB http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-2854 BB Wed, 30 Aug 2006 13:51:48 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/#comment-2854 I used to make a point of clicking on spam adverts. I had to stop because my penis is now so large it's a hazard to air traffic near Glasgow Airport. And I got a gigantic pair of tits into the bargain. I keep them in the shed. If you can be arsed, you could try capturing your spammer's IPs, then doing a lookup to see who their ISP is. You feel great the first time you do it, like some kind of geeky avenging angel, after that you realise how dull and pointless it is. Katy is spot on about the African spammers. Cunts. Go to http://www.419eater.com/ and have a laugh at their expense. I used to make a point of clicking on spam adverts. I had to stop because my penis is now so large it’s a hazard to air traffic near Glasgow Airport.
And I got a gigantic pair of tits into the bargain. I keep them in the shed.

If you can be arsed, you could try capturing your spammer’s IPs, then doing a lookup to see who their ISP is.
You feel great the first time you do it, like some kind of geeky avenging angel, after that you realise how dull and pointless it is.

Katy is spot on about the African spammers. Cunts. Go to http://www.419eater.com/ and have a laugh at their expense.

]]> By: BoyOnTop http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-2853 BoyOnTop Wed, 30 Aug 2006 12:55:40 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/#comment-2853 I have in the past, when really really annoyed, traced ownership of the sites owned, or IP ranges that sent the emails/spammed comments. Its not terribly hard. I've then..., ehemm... la la la, engaged the services of some eastern europeans of my aquaintance, to, hmm, cough, go have some fun. These sites never last long anyway, and real spammers move over IPs like Madona can dance, so it doesn't make much difference, but it makes me feel better. I have in the past, when really really annoyed, traced ownership of the sites owned, or IP ranges that sent the emails/spammed comments. Its not terribly hard. I’ve then…, ehemm… la la la, engaged the services of some eastern europeans of my aquaintance, to, hmm, cough, go have some fun.

These sites never last long anyway, and real spammers move over IPs like Madona can dance, so it doesn’t make much difference, but it makes me feel better.

]]> By: Banana http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-2850 Banana Wed, 30 Aug 2006 08:31:58 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/#comment-2850 I love Spam. They came out with a new limited edition flavour. I love Spam. They came out with a new limited edition flavour.

]]> By: Mr Angry http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-2849 Mr Angry Wed, 30 Aug 2006 08:14:19 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/#comment-2849 Murphy - thank you. I knew that if I kept this site going long enough, that one day, someone, somewhere, would leave a useful comment. And now I get two in an hour... Murphy – thank you. I knew that if I kept this site going long enough, that one day, someone, somewhere, would leave a useful comment. And now I get two in an hour…

]]> By: Murphy http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-2848 Murphy Wed, 30 Aug 2006 08:12:51 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/#comment-2848 Blimey, you ARE cross! Barking mad! Here's a tip from www.chasingdaisy.com "If you’re a WordPress user with the Akismet plugin installed and are currently getting spammered (hundreds in the moderation queue in just a few hours), you need to upgrade to version 1.15. Sorted immediately." Blimey, you ARE cross! Barking mad!

Here’s a tip from http://www.chasingdaisy.com
“If you’re a WordPress user with the Akismet plugin installed and are currently getting spammered (hundreds in the moderation queue in just a few hours), you need to upgrade to version 1.15. Sorted immediately.”

]]> By: Mr Angry http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-2847 Mr Angry Wed, 30 Aug 2006 08:11:55 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/#comment-2847 RD - So THAT's why they keep coming here, they're after the readership... Katy - thanks, I was hoping for help with the broken bottle / anus thing, but this is a start I guess... z - I think they're saying that you're site is the best they see, in their best broken English of course RD – So THAT’s why they keep coming here, they’re after the readership…

Katy – thanks, I was hoping for help with the broken bottle / anus thing, but this is a start I guess…

z – I think they’re saying that you’re site is the best they see, in their best broken English of course

]]> By: z http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-2846 z Wed, 30 Aug 2006 07:25:59 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/#comment-2846 The ones I don't understand are those that say 'best site I see' without offering a link to anything. Annoying to me but pointless to them surely? The ones I don’t understand are those that say ‘best site I see’ without offering a link to anything. Annoying to me but pointless to them surely?

]]> By: Katy Newton http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-2845 Katy Newton Wed, 30 Aug 2006 07:06:12 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/#comment-2845 Inspired to put a serious comment on your web page for once. This is a first. I get a lot of emails which begin "I am a high-ranking official at the First National Bank of Burkina-Faso" or "I am the widow of a godly man who left me $15,000,000". These people are serious scammers who ruin the finances and lives of (admittedly highly gullible and stupid) people every year. There's no point in sending them to the police, who aren't interested if there is no mobile number or address in the email, which there never is. So I report them to their email providers instead (to do this you forward the email to abuse@whoevertheinternetprovideris.com). The provider then deletes their account. Obviously they can get another one, and it is a small blow, but I like to think it annoys them. Arsebiscuits! Inspired to put a serious comment on your web page for once. This is a first.

I get a lot of emails which begin “I am a high-ranking official at the First National Bank of Burkina-Faso” or “I am the widow of a godly man who left me $15,000,000″. These people are serious scammers who ruin the finances and lives of (admittedly highly gullible and stupid) people every year. There’s no point in sending them to the police, who aren’t interested if there is no mobile number or address in the email, which there never is. So I report them to their email providers instead (to do this you forward the email to abuse@whoevertheinternetprovideris.com). The provider then deletes their account. Obviously they can get another one, and it is a small blow, but I like to think it annoys them.

Arsebiscuits!

]]> By: Rantig Dullard http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/comment-page-1/#comment-2844 Rantig Dullard Wed, 30 Aug 2006 07:02:59 +0000 http://www.iamlivid.com/2006/08/30/cunting-spammers/#comment-2844 I admit it. I take cheap xanax. I dont know what it does to me but my penis has enlarged and I play a lot more poker. Oh and my breasts have grown. I admit it. I take cheap xanax. I dont know what it does to me but my penis has enlarged and I play a lot more poker.

Oh and my breasts have grown.

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