Spammers of the world, will you all please just get to fuck!

Genuine readers, you don’t know how lucky you are. This site gets between 20-30 spam comments a day at the moment, but luckily Akismet (note to teccie readers: this is a plug-in for Wordpress) (note to non-teccie readers: It eats spam) (note to retarded readers : I don’t mean ’spam’ as in the shite rubberised meat substitute) catches pretty much every single one. Unfortunately it’s now started deleting one or two legitimate comments as well. For which I apologise, legitimate commenters. It really doesn’t like Ranting Dullard for some reason.

But you spamming cunts with your “Best site I see” and “This site is very cognitive” can seriously fuck off. And who the fuck is Jane? There must be a dozen spam comments a day that start with “Hello Jane!”. Do I look like a fucking Jane? just how many Janes do you know that could benefit from cheap penis enlargement?

I am now officially looking for helpers. Does anyone know if there is any way of tracing these utter cunts, finding out who they are, where they live, going to their house and jamming a broken bottle up into their anuses?

The fuckers don’t even make an effort with me any more. It’s just link after link after link.  It’s almost like they’ve given up with the pathetic facade of trying to be a legitimate commenter, and there’s now a tacit agreement between us and them.

“Yeah, I know I’m a spammer, but I’ll just drop these fifteen identical comments on your site, and you know, someone might come and see super poker and sexy girls, you never know, I mean there’s fuck all you can do about it, and you don’t know where I live.”

For the record, I do not want Cheap Xanax, an Alternative to Phentermine, Naked Girls, Tramadol Ultram, Adipex, Great Poker, Big Tits, Cheap V1agra, or a Bigger Penis.

Well, OK, I’ll admit to being a little tempted by the naked girls and big tits, but seriously, has anyone here EVER clicked on a spam advert? Ever? If so, did your computer explode?

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