Comments on: Gastronomical retards

By: f:lux

f:lux — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:34:11 +0000

But of course, Mr Angry!

“Who was the first guy that looked at a cow and said,” I think that I’ll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?””

My other fav Calvin & Hobbes quote is “Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won’t help.”

cheers!

By: Four Dinners

Four Dinners — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 22:41:51 +0000

Your blog n Tideliars look like they’ve been written by a very small demented spider. All the others are ok – a couple a bit smaller maybe. Is it my pc or is it me? As I only drink lager and eat chips I probably qualify as a gastronomic retard. Least I can read the title. I’m going to have to take this thing in for repair again. Loch Ness here I come.

By: Sooz

Sooz — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 03:44:09 +0000

But Sainsbury’s does some nasty stuff – like errr rabbit and… fish roe and…. other-stuff-which-I-can’t-even-look at! Gutsy bits. Nasty.

What’s that ridiculous dish which kills you if you eat the poisonous bits? Very expensive. Oriental. Puffer fish springs to mind but my mind isn’t very reliable often…

Monkey brains – who would eat those? Sheep eyes? Testicles? Those white sloppy things which I don’t recall the name of but they’re ‘innards’.
Tongues? Who on earth eats tongues???

I will never understand humans.

Dogs eat cat shit because of the protein in it – so they’re not as dumb or vile as one would think….

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 00:10:33 +0000

girl underway – Hello. That is possibly the best link anyone has ever left on here. And I’m including all the penis enlargement ones when I say that.

f:lux – aha, so that is Calvin & Hobbes. I assume they are funnier on other days?

By: f:lux

f:lux — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 20:04:28 +0000

Does the rounds then! Memes are really very interesting things. Calvin & Hobbes are classic for tangential observations on stuff though.

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/

I do really enjoy your take on things too, Mr A

By: the girl underway

the girl underway — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 19:09:49 +0000

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 18:34:23 +0000

Scott – I had an ex who had very bland food tastes… rubbish

Celeste – eating stupid animals is perfectly OK

Ken – Bill Hicks made that joke the first time I heard it. “Ladies, if men could suck their own cocks you’d be sat in the audience on your own. Looking at an empty stage.” Brilliant.

Geena – Like I said, someone somewhere has tried it all…

Lloyd – orange/purple, it was still weird!

RD – You got eaten by my spam machine, but you’re all back now, sorry.

f:lux – Who are Calvin and Hobbes? I first heard that cow joke from a scottish comedian who commented how weird it was that someone playing with cows tits decided to drink what came out when they squeezed it. I think there are lots of people who’ve made the joke, most of them better than me! (see Bill Hicks reference above for another example of regurgitated jokes. It is big and it is clever)

Banana – the only stray dogs are usually visiting from Slough.

By: f:lux

f:lux — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 17:14:37 +0000

Hello.

Is this an extraordinary outbreak of bloggy meme activity or a case of creative regurgitation? At least I cited Calvin and Hobbes as the origin of the interesting cow milk observation.

Yours disappointedly, f:lux

By: Rantig Dullard

Rantig Dullard — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 15:32:17 +0000

Wheres my comments gone??

Never mind.

Never go to china if you dont like foreign muck.

raw deer placenta

Thousand year egg.

Deep fried scorpions.

By: lloyd

lloyd — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 15:18:53 +0000

whoever dug up the first carrot must have been mental, they used to be purple

By: Geena

Geena — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 15:14:32 +0000

And what about those 2 freaks in Germany who chopped off one penis, cooked it up and ate it? Then the other one ate the penisless wonder. Now THAT is truly bizarre. Ugh.

*feels ill*

By: Ken

Ken — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 13:12:49 +0000

All mushrooms are edible. However, not all are edible *twice*.

Michael Mittermeier, a German comedian (yes, there really are), once said that if men *could* lick there nethers, then of course they *would*.
Do any of you friends complain of serious back ache?

By: Celeste

Celeste — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 12:57:05 +0000

On a slight tangent but not really people who call themselves vegetarians but eat fish really piss me off (see it’s food related)

By: Scott

Scott — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 12:47:42 +0000

A very wise plan Mr A, although I’m with Celeste on the mushroom front… pure evil.
Careful though, there are people who take unadventurous too far. My flatmate refuses point blank to visit anywhere that won’t knock him up a plate of chips, and does slightly weird stuff like has pizza with “none of that tomato base shit” (chefs term)

By: TJ

TJ — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:47:38 +0000

I’m obviously watching the wrong channels!

Mr A – Just to clarify, your own or someone elses? not that that makes it any more right. Just morbid curosity I guess!

By: Celeste

Celeste — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:27:34 +0000

Yes that one out of Super Mario Bros was good. He gave you a 1 up…

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:51:04 +0000

Davo – Absolutely, YouTube has the entire planet on it now.

Celeste – some mushrooms are OK

Dr Clip – You’re sure your dog wasn’t actually a really hairy student?

Murphy – If I could lick my own testicles you’d be reading an empty blog.

TJ – I have. Twice.

By: Davo

Davo — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:49:37 +0000

TJ – given there is televisual record of a man eating a pizza topped with his friends pubic hair, do you even doubt it for a second?

By: TJ

TJ — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:45:35 +0000

Do you really think that someone out there has eaten belly button fluff?

By: Murphy

Murphy — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:22:07 +0000

Speaking as a Labrador Cross, I’ve always had a certain affinity with you Mr Angry Cross. But I do think you’re in denial because you lack the facility to lick your own testicles.
You can’t beat a first course of cat poo before dinner but I wouldn’t give you Wayne Rooney’s autobiography for a mushroom.
Woof and indeed woof.