Comments on: Giving it your all

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 13:23:07 +0000

greavsie – please don’t encourage them…

ellie – 238%?! Is that all?!?

By: ellie

ellie — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:43:48 +0000

Mr. Angry is loved 238%.

He is like the Colonel’s secret recipe: finger licking good. *Reaches for a napkin*

By: greavsie

greavsie — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:04:18 +0000

Does everyone who loves Mr A love him 100% or 110%?

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:48:15 +0000

Banana – You’ll get over it

Ellie – I don’t understant it, are you rounding them up off the Internet and bringing them here?

RD – I might go as far as describing someones efforts as “frankly quite disappointing” next time. Not sure I culd get away with calling the staff ‘cunts’. Much as I’d like to.

Badger – She has tights on, if I ask her to take them off so I can see her knees HR will be all over me (and not in a good way)

Sooz – You’re 110% correct!

By: Sooz

Sooz — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:41:34 +0000

Aarghhh! The 100% overspend does my head in!
It’s like saying ‘h’ Haitch grrr! *twitch*

By: Badger

Badger — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:26:51 +0000

Angry – Debbie. Smash her face in for being an arse cleaner with a tastebud squeegee.

200% my arse. Have a look at her knees to see how red they are…

By: Ranting Dullard

Ranting Dullard — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:15:51 +0000

I hate those fucking emails. I get literally under 10 a week.
Congrats to this cunt

Some fucker you’ve never heard of thanking everyone for their support.

I feel so tempted to send an email to everyone in the primary care trust saying ‘you are a lazy cunt and I fucking hate you’.

Ahhhh
better now.

By: ellie

ellie — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:49:01 +0000

Oh, Mr. Angry, another one in the harem (Banana). You are a playa’. *Swoon*

By: Banana

Banana — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:45:13 +0000

Mr Angry

I think I’m in love with you.

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:24:26 +0000

Badger – Who? Debbie or the temp? The temp is very fit so I don’t think that’s a good idea.

Shamash – I blame decimilisation. It was much better when people gave elevent tenths effort.

Murphy – I have no idea what he actually meant.

US – It was actually called, “The (something) Project”, but if I used it’s real name, you’d know what project it was, who I worked for, and maybe work out who I am. As I’ve said in the past, this cannot be allowed to happen…

By: US

US — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:13:17 +0000

Project X sounds very Mulder & Scully – is there something you haven’t been telling us?

By: Murphy

Murphy — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 08:48:32 +0000

Maybe he meant 110% of sheer excellence last week and 200% of lethargic indolence in Debbie’s case. He should spend his time thinking of a better name for than “X”

By: Shamash

Shamash — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 08:45:14 +0000

What is it with 110%, 200% etc. Is it just to make those who think they’ve done their best within possible fractions feel upset?

By: Badger

Badger — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 08:31:26 +0000

Punch her in the face.