If you’re going to waste your time visiting a place of interest, then please, try and do just a little bit research beforehand.

I live in a place that is considered to have some considerable historical value. Unfortunately, what this means is that each and every summer we get invaded for four months by the worlds mongs. It’s as if the planets greatest retards are inexplicably drawn to places of ‘interest’.

“Why did the queen build her castle so close to the airport?” I was asked by a fat American lady a couple of years ago.

Are you fucking kidding me?

So this year, I’ve taken to giving out some free tourist advice to the passing imbeciles who happen to ask me stupid questions; (more…)

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