Comments on: Bees are shit

By: marycub

marycub — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 18:48:55 +0000

hornets are the worst stingy things of all.

they are the pyschopathic.

By: Sooz

Sooz — Sun, 25 Jun 2006 01:17:13 +0000

Oh and for fainting mothers – leave them down there and step over them whilst loudly proclaiming that you don’t know them and that they’re nothing to do with you.

My mother fainted when she was pregnant and wearing platform boots whilst walking across the village green. I’ve never got over it…

By: Sooz

Sooz — Sun, 25 Jun 2006 01:16:03 +0000

Oh crap!
I told you the wrong treatment. Sorry.

If it was a bee – then you use bicarbonate of soda (alkaline??) and if it was a wasp then you use vinegar.

Do you flap Mr Angry – when buzzy things come near you?

By: Katy Newton

Katy Newton — Sat, 24 Jun 2006 07:45:33 +0000

(Actually a sort of pale coffee colour. But I had boxed myself into a comments corner.)

By: Katy Newton

Katy Newton — Sat, 24 Jun 2006 07:45:05 +0000

Black. Duh…

By: Sooz

Sooz — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 22:05:24 +0000

Tsk.
Bees don’t hurt you unless their lives depend upon it – hence they err die doing it. Stinging you.

Wasps – they do it for fun. They’re really the nasty bastards of the insect world. Oh and horseflies cos they settle without you knowing they’re there and sting/bite you viciously.

Bees are gentle creatures.

Your mother was at fault. She could’ve saved you from trauma and erratic fear of bees by scraping Mr Suicidal Bee off your arm fast.
(if she’d have removed his sting straight away and then rubbed your sore lickle handy with an onion or some vinegar then you’d have been just fine!)

Bees are good. Lovely. Sweet. Gentle.

Mothers are not.

By: Oli

Oli — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 07:45:17 +0000

“couple of inches long with needle thin abdomens. Wierd and nauseating”

Daddy Long Legs?

“tideliar – Hello. And yeah yeah, we know, everything is bigger in America…”

Not everything hehehe

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 21:26:07 +0000

FD – Wasps are just semi automatic Bees

Katy – Black is cheerful? What colour do you paint your walls?

tideliar – Hello. And yeah yeah, we know, everything is bigger in America…

By: tideliar

tideliar — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 19:38:19 +0000

We have these bees here in the States that a Scottish mate of mine decribed as “Fucking Jurrassic” as he tried to burrow, screaming, through my screendoor trying to get away from ‘em. Some evil fucking wasps too. Look like something out of a horror movie…couple of inches long with needle thin abdomens. Wierd and nauseating. My cat tries to eat ‘em. Now that’s dumb.

By: Katy Newton

Katy Newton — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 18:59:41 +0000

I like bees. They are furry and their colours are very cheerful. Also, they shouldn’t be able to fly at all. And yet they do.

By: Four Dinners

Four Dinners — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 18:00:44 +0000

Used to ‘roll’ bumble bees in me fingers as a baby I’m told. Never hurt ‘em n never got stung. Have to disagree with yer here. Like bees ’cause they’re weird. Wasps are cunts though.

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 16:46:51 +0000

BoT – is that what’s known as a ‘Eureka!’ moment? Wait till I tell the Account Manager he’s going to have to shag his male customer to sort it all out…

By: BoyOnTop

BoyOnTop — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 16:40:07 +0000

It is all about sex, definately.

That problem customer? Probably not getting enough of it, so is venting frustration through only angle open that doesn’t involve pissing off potential sex partners.

See?

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 16:15:11 +0000

z / nf – I’ve just been to a meeting about a problem customer and informed everyone, “It’s all about sex, all of it!”

I’m not actually sure it is y’know

By: nf girl

nf girl — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 15:59:40 +0000

It’s all about sex.

All of it. Everything.

(I think I have had too much champagne.)

By: z

Wed, 21 Jun 2006 15:12:50 +0000

It’s not all about sex?
What is it all about then?
*bewildered slump*

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 14:09:02 +0000

Oli – it’s good for the soul

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 14:04:51 +0000

greavsie – try poison darts?

karilyn – We can call ourselves the Bee-Team *gets coat*

Amadea – It’s not all about sex you know, you crazy Europeans you.

Katy’s Mum – would you like to borrow my coat or did you bring your own?

By: Oli

Oli — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 14:04:11 +0000

Think your having an effect on me angry, my posts are getting fairly complainingish, may need to read NF’s blog a bit more often to spice things up a bit.

By: Chairwoman

Chairwoman — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 13:49:36 +0000

Shouldn’t that be Al Quabeeda?