Comments on: Does Not Contain Nuts

By: Bryan Sosmaweif

Bryan Sosmaweif — Mon, 05 Jun 2006 15:04:04 +0000

Just so you know, Asda Sparkling Mineral Water is “Suitable for Vegetarians”

By: TJ

TJ — Wed, 31 May 2006 15:05:51 +0000

As I work for a company that sells laxatives (should have tried harder at school)do I need to get on to our packaging people and make them add a cautionary note; WARNING: may make you shit?

By: Devil's Kitchen

Devil's Kitchen — Tue, 30 May 2006 20:19:07 +0000

“Doesn’t contain traces of fucking aubergine.” God, I hate those sodding vegetables…

By: karilyn

karilyn — Mon, 29 May 2006 18:28:24 +0000

ps peanuts are not nuts but legumes as they grow underground

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Mon, 29 May 2006 15:34:01 +0000

ellie – there probably isn’t any nuts in it then.

Karilyn – it should be compulsory…

By: karilyn

karilyn — Mon, 29 May 2006 12:39:42 +0000

i wonder if a lunatic came into the room would he have to wear a t shitrt with “may be nuts”

By: ellie

ellie — Mon, 29 May 2006 12:12:30 +0000

After reading this post and all of the thoughtful comments, I went to my pantry to look for warning that should be there on my jar of peanut butter. It’s not there. I’m dismayed.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 29 May 2006 05:23:12 +0000

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By: Four Dinners

Four Dinners — Sun, 28 May 2006 21:43:16 +0000

Carrots packaged by nuts’d be nearer. There’s a takeaway van not far from here. I’ll speak to him about statin’ these keebabs do not contain nuts. Crap maybe, but no nuts.

By: Rob D

Rob D — Sun, 28 May 2006 20:16:24 +0000

Q: What do you call a squirrel with a nut allergy

A: Hungry

Seriously though I see that Tesco’s are soon going to be selling computers and judging by some of your comments guys I think the packaging should carry the warning ‘MAYBE OPERATED BY NUTS’

By: Sooz

Sooz — Sat, 27 May 2006 23:43:24 +0000

I wouldn’t mind if men had a label saying ‘does not contain nuts’.

By: US

US — Sat, 27 May 2006 07:34:55 +0000

“Doesn’t contain pubic hair” should be labelled on army food – but that’s a different story.

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Fri, 26 May 2006 20:57:28 +0000

BoT – “made near real food”, a nice label!

Doc – chasing the Squirrel Dollar is clearly a lucrative business.

Sooz – “just add beer”.

Doc – The views of commentors do not necessarily reflect those of the author.

Karilyn – Anything you’re not allergic too?

Katy – Even that crackle-on-your-tongue Space Dust stuff?

William – my point exactly

Katy – you can be sure someone has returned that product after reading the warning…

William – Squid, eurghghh… I much prefer that nice Calamari stuff.

NF – What about “made near dogshit”? I take it you don’t eat at McDonalds then?

By: nf girl

nf girl — Fri, 26 May 2006 20:22:00 +0000

What label would you like to seen on your food so you be 100% sure it didn’t contain any of a particular ingredient?

This product does not contain dog shit.

By: William Board

William Board — Fri, 26 May 2006 19:38:27 +0000

As mentioned to me by management and seen by her in the local supermarket.

A notice prominently displayed alongside the wet fish

“may contain bones”

She’s a smart one though so played safe and just bought squid.

By: William Board

William Board — Fri, 26 May 2006 19:37:01 +0000

As mentioned to me by my better half and seen by her in the local supermarket.

A notice prominently displayed alongside the wet fish

“may contain bones”

She’s a smart one though so played safe and just bought squid.

By: Katy Newton

Katy Newton — Fri, 26 May 2006 18:37:14 +0000

I just went and made myself some toast and peanut butter and I would like to report that there is a label on the jar which says:

“WARNING: This product contains nuts.”

I think it should be more prominently displayed. If I were allergic to nuts, I would be pretty annoyed if I only noticed the warning label after I’d bought the peanut butter.

By: William Board

William Board — Fri, 26 May 2006 18:33:11 +0000

Why not a contrary approach

Doughnuts: Do not contain nuts

By: Katy Newton

Katy Newton — Fri, 26 May 2006 17:36:20 +0000

All foods should have a label on them which say something like:

“This food was made in the world, which is also where nuts grow.”

By: karilyn

karilyn — Fri, 26 May 2006 14:57:42 +0000

i find that my allergies are a pain, as it’s the least obvious food that can lead to a trip to doctors. but compo culture is rife! most of my family all tripped over the same pothole in the road ….. good for a free holiday