I was undressed by a woman on the tube last night. Well, by her eyes anyway.
I was a bit sweaty so decided to stand at one end of the carriage. My navy tracksuit bottoms and polo-shirt were a little grubby after volunteering at the building site of the new orphanage.
Even though I hadn’t shaved, she couldn’t take her eyes off me, and I find it very unnerving being objectified by lustful women. It’s the curse of these damned gorgeous blue-eyes I have. I was thoroughly knackered and tried yawning several times in the hope of averting her gaze. I was unsuccessful.
She rummaged around in her handbag, I assume to look for a taser with which to stun me so she could take me home and do rude things to me, but fortunately, the tube came to a halt so I jumped off and ran.
I don’t even live anywhere near Barons Court.
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nf girl · May 17, 2006 at 2:39 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Brilliant. I am in tears at my desk and people are looking at me.
Admin comment by Mr Angry · May 17, 2006 at 2:49 pm
NF – but are they undressing you?
nf girl · May 17, 2006 at 3:00 pm
Yes, they are. With their hands, not their eyes.
karilyn · May 17, 2006 at 3:28 pm
what kinda office is it that you work in.
reading this post i nearly laughed so much that i nearly split the mocha-cino, very funny . a true lol
BoyOnTOp · May 17, 2006 at 3:46 pm
Good thing I had my door closed, I needed a good laugh today…
nf girl · May 17, 2006 at 4:21 pm
I needed a laugh too after being insulted yet again on my blog for being immoral. (Not that I didn’t laugh at that.)
ps – I love men who volunteer at orphanages.
Katy Newton · May 17, 2006 at 6:41 pm
I really must start taking the tube more often.
Ranting Dullard · May 17, 2006 at 7:07 pm
I think I will take the tube in future. Its only 300 miles out of my way but if thats my only chance for lustful women to undress me with their eyes I will take it.
ellie · May 17, 2006 at 8:32 pm
She probably just wanted to give you lots and lots of hugs.
: J : · May 17, 2006 at 9:43 pm
Hugs with her vagina, that is.
Oli · May 18, 2006 at 7:48 am
Sorry to ruin your dreams, but it was me in my tuesday frock =D