Comments on: Look again, I dare you…

By: ellie

ellie — Sat, 29 Apr 2006 18:05:20 +0000

Is it ok for male readers to wax passionate here?

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Thu, 27 Apr 2006 09:04:58 +0000

ellie – Hello. Will all female readers please desist with this frivalous outpouring of emotion on here. This is not the Cosmo Blog.

William – You are, of course, correct again.

By: William Board

William Board — Thu, 27 Apr 2006 07:02:23 +0000

I do not approve of your actions.
10p is a ridiculous undercharge unless of course it’s the Metro newspaper you’ve picked up foc.
Think profit Mr Angry, think profit.

By: ellie

ellie — Wed, 26 Apr 2006 01:33:07 +0000

He wasn’t renting. He was squatting.

And just for good measure, I love you too Angry. {hugggss AND keesses}

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 16:54:58 +0000

Arghghgh!! Will you women please stop doing that!!

By: NF Girl

NF Girl — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 15:44:24 +0000

Aww.

I love you Angry. [hugggss]

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 14:10:27 +0000

NF – I get the distinct impression there aren’t man men that WOULD mind you hovering at their shoulder

Davo – excellent idea – apart from the pitbull-in-striking-distance-of-your-neck thing.

By: Davo the Bawbag

Davo the Bawbag — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 22:18:36 +0000

It all comes back to the dog in the bag.
If you had a fucking pitbull in a rucksack with you, no fucker would be sitting within 15 feet.
Dog in a bag.
Problem solved.

By: NF Girl

NF Girl — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 19:32:51 +0000

I would NEVER read the paper over someones shoulder.

Heat, yes.

But I am not fat.

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 16:41:31 +0000

FD – the foam being his stomach?

Katy – That was totally unnecessary. The statement of affection. Not the buying of a paper.

By: Katy Newton

Katy Newton — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 16:26:29 +0000

I was fat once. But, in my defence, I have always bought my own newspaper.

PS I love you, Angry.

PPS If I were feeling really cruel, I would have tacked this onto the end of that sentence:

(((hugs)))

Another time.

Heh heh heh.

By: Four Dinners

Four Dinners — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 15:40:53 +0000

I was nearly fat a while back. Well, a bit fat. I sorted it out so I’ve no sympathy for the fat n obese n I’d've charged him 20p for readin’ n another 20 for bein’ a lard arse.

This kid started doin’ gymnastics where I coach in an elementary class. One coach said do a forward roll n he couldn’t stop as he was as wide as he was tall – wider actually. He just wobbled over n over n disappeared into a pit full of spongy foam. This was 2 weeks ago. I think he’s still there….

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 10:18:54 +0000

RD – Pork Pie – Hmmm, mental note made…

BoyOnTop – do they sit on your lap to read it?

Matt – indeed you should’ve charged, or demanded an upgrade.

By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 09:40:29 +0000

Perhaps I should have charged the fat fucker who used my lap as an arm rest on the entire 6hr flight from Dubai for ‘personal’ services. It was certainly the most intimate I’ve ever been with a person of that size.

By: BoyOnTop

BoyOnTop — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 09:12:32 +0000

Its when they start reading your book with you that really gets me. A paper reader can (maybe, possibly) be descrete, a book reader can’t.

Don’t know if I could bring myself to your course of action, but heartily approve of it!

By: Ranting Dullard

Ranting Dullard — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 07:50:49 +0000

Good on you. These fat people are a disgrace. Its a pity you couldnt have dropped a pork pie in his bag too.
I am mightily impressed by your ‘direct action’ approach to life.