Tom Cruise, the dwarf Scientologist and ‘Maverick’ in Top Gun has decided he’s going to eat the placenta from his girlfriend, Katie Holmes – the fit one from Dawson’s Creek, no, not the blonde one who died, the other one – after the recent birth of their daughter.

They had a baby called Suri on Tuesday, and because it’s apparently full of vitamins (the placenta, not his baby) the not-really-gay-now-I’ve-had-my-own-baby-with-a-proper-girl midget wants to eat the thing which has spent the last nine months providing nutrition for his, until now, unborn child. Essentially, a human organ will be dispensed from Katie’s front bum and Tom will then chow down like in Chinatown.

This is sick. (more…)

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