I can understand this being the first thing you say when you answer your phone at home. I can even understand it if it’s the first thing you say when you answer your phone at work.

What I abso-fucking-lutely cannot excuse is you saying it when answering your mobile. It has a graphical display right there on the front, and caller ID allows that display to tell you, in plain English, who is calling. So why feign suprise when you learn it’s me? I know you. You know me. There is no need to waste time on pleasantries when a simple glance at the phone will tell you who it is. Plus, in todays mobile phone market of per-second billing your fucking laziness is costing me money. This will simply not do. (more…)

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