There’s been plenty of coverage of this in the last few weeks. Apparently we had the driest winter on record since Georgie Best was waiting for his last liver. This has meant old people everywhere won’t be able to spend their summer days watering the Chrysanthemums. With nothing to do all day I just hope they don’t react like today’s youth when faced with the same predicament and turn into an old-person Chav. If you see a septuagenarian on a 50 cc moped with a Reebok tracksuit and a hoodie this summer, you’ll know it is the hosepipe bans fault.

I do however find this general lack of water amazing. It absolutely pissed down on Sunday afternoon. I mean really pissed down. For over an hour. I know this because I was driving in it, not because I relied on BBC Weather. Surely this downpour went some way toward topping up the levels? Apparently not.

First thing this morning we received an email from our office manager saying this: (more…)

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