A lady by the name of Donna Maddock has recently been convicted of dangerous driving after being caught putting her make-up on whilst driving. Surely this must help us put-to-bed once and for all the myth that women can multitask?

One point that appears to have been missed however, is that this successful prosecution reminds me very much of a Sir David Attenborough documentary on the mating habits of Panda’s. It reminds me because we have been fortunate enough to witness an extremely rare occurance, a once in a lifetime event. The first ever instance of a woman using her rear view mirror. And it was caught on camera. What Sir David wouldn’t give for a scoop like that.

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