Cast your mind back a couple of years. I was watching an episode of Friends with my then girlfriend. The episode involved Ross having a ‘list’ of people that he can sleep with if the opportunity ever presented itself. I think his list included Monica Bellucci (no idea why, maybe he likes pouty foreign birds?)
Anyway, as a result of this episode we decided that as mature individuals in a stable and loving relationship, it could be fun to have our own list of 3 people that we could sleep with if the opportunity ever presented itself, and the other person could have no qualms about it.
“Why don’t you go first?”, she said.
“OK. Er, right. Well, I’ve always had a soft spot for Rachel in Friends here, all bouncy hair and pert bosoms, so lets have Jennifer Aniston at the top. OK? Ok. One down. That girl in The Mask is quite stunning, Cameron Diaz is it? Yes. Here eyes are a little far apart but I’ll still have her on the list too. Obviously she’s not as beautiful as you sweetheart, but the list is the list. Finally I think I’ll go a little closer to home. I’ve always thought that doe-eyed beauty Louise Nurding has a little something about her, and her placings in the FHM top 100 women suggest she’d be a good choice. Plus I also think it’s only fair I include at least one Brit. So that’s my list. Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz, and Louise Nurding. So what about you?”
“I think I’ll take Paul next door, Mike at number 26 and your mate Rob”
I should have recognised then that the relationship was doomed.
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NF Girl · March 15, 2006 at 12:06 pm
I actually laughed out loud at my desk. Hilarious!
Reminds me of that joke, that I can’t really remember but goes something like –
Husband – God, that Mike the milkman is a stud. I have heard he has slept with every woman in our street except one.
Wife – I bet it’s that stuck up bitch Maria in No 102.
US · March 15, 2006 at 3:22 pm
Classic – had me chuckling.
Admin comment by Mr Angry · March 15, 2006 at 3:41 pm
NF / US – that’s all well and good, but Mike at number 26 was like a slightly bigger Danny Devito…
karilyn · March 15, 2006 at 8:16 pm
well whatever makes her happy….. at least you know the measure of her from that comment.
like can you image if you were unprepared for the danny devito fetisch and found her with mike @ 26 romancing the stone (trying to fit in a devito movie title) one day as you returned home early.
horror. you would have had a coronary!