Everyone knows someone like Bill. It doesn’t matter what it is you’ve done or achieved, he’ll better it. In the same way that you can predict Pete Dohertys drug offences with unerring certainty and regularity, he will, without fail, have a story where he has done better than you.

It doesn’t matter what it is that you’ve done, whether it’s professional, social, personal, he has always got a story better than yours.

A couple of recent examples : (more…)

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