Dreadlocks on someone of African decent can look stylish and smart, take that chap that does show jumping, I don’t know his name, but he was the Rebel Rider on ITV’s ratings smash-hit ‘Celebrity Wrestling’ (that programme for serious wrestling officianados’s that had Kate Lawler fighting a page 3 ’stunna’). They can also look funky and cool, take any musician with dreads, or look at Lenny Kravitz in his pomp. They also paint a picture of a chilled lifestyle and rich cultural background. Basically what I am saying is, on black people they are versatile and always look good.

But white people? I look at a white man with dreads and I have one thought…

“You fucking Swampy look-alike bastard.”

They will definitely smell, probably be unemployed, there’s an excellent chance they’ll have a skinny dog being led round by string, and its a nailed on certainty they’ll be sporting a nose ring.

Do these people want to be thought of as some sort of soiled under-pant wearing tree-hugging pikey? Get your hair cut, get a proper job or just piss off. Take a piece of advice guys, white men just can’t dread.

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