How the fuck can a society that has put a man on the Moon, mapped the human genome, and invented lager, not yet have created something to make the process of changing a duvet easier?

I kid you not when I say it took me 21 minutes last night to change one king-sized duvet cover and the associated bedding. That means in the last week I’ve spent more than twice as long making my bed as I have shagging in it. This is not right. This is not the life I ordered. (more…)

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