I’ve had a couple of emithers recently asking for my advice in resolving rage related issues. Being the socially conscious individual that I am I’ve included a couple below for public consumption.

Dear Mr Angry,

I have a problem. My work colleague, let’s call him Mark (cos that’s his name), has been claiming credit for my work. I’ve only just found out, and I believe his most recent promotion was due to him taking the credit for a recent advertising campaign that was my idea. How can I rectify the situation, if I tell the truth surely it will just seem like sour grapes on my part, but I must do something as the anger is starting to burn away inside.

Yours,

Phillip

Dear Phillip,

Firstly, thanks for the emither. I’m not usually one for dispensing advice to perfect strangers, but as you seem far from perfect you fucking faggot, I’ll make an exception.
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