I just don’t get it. You spend upwards of £200 on the newest, tiniest, snazziest phone on the market, it’s got video, 3G, mp3 player, the absolute works. You even bragged to the rest of us that you don’t even know it’s in your pocket when you’re carrying it. It’s quite literally your pride and joy. You lucky lucky bitch you.

So why, do you then choose to leave it on your desk whilst you go on an office walkabout?

As if that’s not bad enough, you then proceed to illustrate to everyone present, just how window lickers like yourself keep the Jamsters of this world in business by having any incoming call play, at ear splitting volume, anything from the Crazy Frog song to the latest Girls Aloud release. Of course, because you’re not there to answer it, the call goes to voicemail, which then calls you back another half a dozen times, with the same boiled piss inducing ring tone, at an incrementally higher volume, each call about a minute apart. You inconsiderate slag! (more…)

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I just don’t get it. You spend upwards of £200 on the newest, tiniest, snazziest phone on the market, it’s got video, 3G, mp3 player, the absolute works. You even bragged to the rest of us that you don’t even know it’s in your pocket when you’re carrying it. It’s quite literally your pride and joy. You lucky lucky bitch you.

So why, do you then choose to leave it on your desk whilst you go on an office walkabout?

As if that’s not bad enough, you then proceed to illustrate to everyone present, just how window lickers like yourself keep the Jamsters of this world in business by having any incoming call play, at ear splitting volume, anything from the Crazy Frog song to the latest Girls Aloud release. Of course, because you’re not there to answer it, the call goes to voicemail, which then calls you back another half a dozen times, with the same boiled piss inducing ring tone, at an incrementally higher volume, each call about a minute apart. You inconsiderate slag! (more…)

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