You’re damned if you do, and you’re damned if you dont.

If you decide to boycott the over publicised money making machine that is Valentines day, you’ll almost certainly be branded a tight assed bastard, who doesn’t really love your partner, in fact they don’t even know why they waste their time on you, and their mother always told them it would come to this, and to think they went to the trouble of buying that Paco Rabane toilet water for you as well, well you’re not getting any tonight mister. (more…)

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