Dear Ring Piece,

Just a quick note to say thanks for stealing 10 minutes of my life this morning.

As you may have noticed by now, your car is not quite as you left it. This is because you parked it like a fuckin moron. The lines whic denote the individual parking spaces are there for a reason, not because of the asthetic beauty they bring to the car park, or because the council had some spare paint. It’s so that people, yes, that includes you, park in between the lines. Get it? That way everyone has enough room to park and get in and out of their cars with ease. (more…)

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